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Wee-Wedgling
it's driving me crazy
all the way up the wall
Itchy - bitchy cling
Ruffling, rough spring
The way you get all up in me
Stuffing, suffocating, and strangling
My rump
G-string, thong, crotchless
No - no - no
It's just the norm
Should I or should I not?
Pick - unstick the nip
Divert, restructure in a quick
Why do you destroy my confindence?
Wriggling, wringing, and wrapping
Into my crack
Tighty-whitey, bikini, boy shorts
Yes - uhuh - yeah
Those ones
Why has it become so
uncomfortable
when all you want
is to look nice?
Skirts, shorts, pants
Let's just go commando
and go with the flow
No more worries
No more wedgies
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Please Login to post comments| On August 30th 2007 villesvamp89 Said: |
| This is funny, I love it! |
| On August 21st 2007 Vestque Said: |
| LOL, nice! Very funny, good stuff :P |
| On August 19th 2007 TaUroNui Said: |
| lol |
| On August 19th 2007 boomboxbingbam Said: |
| ahahaa! let's go commando!!! XD love it! |
| On August 19th 2007 mcihellejane Said: |
| Yep-this is a funny one..I love the thoughts..I'm wondering to myself where you come up with some of the things you do:) I loved this one-very refreshing (or not....)! |
| On August 18th 2007 stics917 Said: |
| ur funny dude |
| On August 18th 2007 Myst222 Said: |
| Haha... yeah that's about right! Funny idea to put into words such as this! |
| On August 17th 2007 thatbluewoman Said: |
| haha i hate dresses and skirts. flare jeans and capris are my strongsuit...the only time i ever wore skirts was to my fifth grade and eighth grade graduation...the last time i wore a dress was to a wedding party in i think fourth grade |
| On August 17th 2007 poet77 Said: |
| well composed, i love how the words flow and you can see that from the way you spaced the lines |
| On August 16th 2007 browneyes33 Said: |
| so cute..great job!! |
| On August 16th 2007 joabizz Said: |
| omg!! that was funny and very unique... great job..
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| On August 16th 2007 transgenic Said: |
| Adorable! We've all been in this position! |
| On August 16th 2007 Bladecjc Said: |
| i sense you have kinda bdsm relationship with your underwear for you to talk to it like this! |
| On August 16th 2007 tswieberg Said: |
| Lmao....This is really cute. |
