Stranger-Danger

Stranger-Danger

Hey Mister,

Your ecstasy of lies

Is a total pig sty

How’s your wife?

She seems as clueless as you

Your such a fool

She’s sneaking behind you too

Where’s that sweet kid of yours?

Is she truly happy without you?

But then…

Would she be happy at all with you?

She’s so innocent

Don’t ruin her with your embarrassment

I remembered not to call

Your house phone,

Just incase your wife picked up

Again…

Do you remember today

Is your anniversary?

Why are you freaking out?

You’re the one who skipped out.

You should have packed some extra clothes

What will your co-workers think

Seeing you in the clothes from before

With an odd old stink

Your addicted to me like crack

It’s just as bad as when you’ll get sacked…

‘cause you knew in the end

All was a lost cause

When you asked me

To be your friend

Well, that teaches you

Some responsibilities now

You’re losing streak

Is what you deserve

You’re so weak

Fate is in your briefs, sir

Just ‘cause you have a dick

Doesn’t mean it has to stick

Your welcome for giving you

Such a chance to ask “how?”

Goodbye and Good Luck with your new life.