Lucky Me

I'm a mistake, a failure at life,
Just for little things, I have to fight.
Everything rejects me, like a piece of trash,
If I do good, the feeling never lasts.
When I have a plan, it crumbles before me,
Why is it so hard just to be happy?
My whole life is just a push to the ground,
I might as well get attacked by a ravenous hound.
Everything I do, things just go WRONG!
Thats only the beginning of my dreadful Swan Song.
Everything I SAY, it just doesnt matter,
I have no luck at all, such as I've gathered.
With school, with art, anything at all,
With love, with friends, I just seem to fall.

Do I screw up because I'm a dope and a klutz?
Just talking is definitely NOT a must.
Is it something about me that nobody likes?
Have I never realized that I'm a stuck up dyke?
I just tend to mess everything up,
Anything thats happening, it doesn't matter what.
Maybe I'm a jinx, or more like a big S.O.L,
Whatever it is, Its making my life hell.
I know theres something wrong with me,
Anyone can just look to see.
Its safer just to stay away,
Who knows what unluck will make my day.
Don't blame me for being nasty and mean,
I'm doomed to suck...yay, lucky me.