Why Me?

Why me?  Why do I always get stuck with the jobs that no one wants?

Why am I the one they ask to waste his time when they want advice that no one will pay attention to?

What have I done to deserve this, working in conditions that've

killed better men than me?

My contract entailed none of this, and I’m fed up with it!

Thank you, John, for the wonderful weekend,

but I’m still recommending that corporate cut your funding…

Or better yet, throw you in jail.

Chaos