Clichés piss me off

The most annoying thing

Are those damn clichés that bring

Nothing better to the story

And only ever make you worry

That this book is gonna suck

And you’ll end up dunking it in muck

‘Cus Nobody wants to fucking know

About two lovers in the land of Kw’êaõle-Ëwon’krö

Who can’t be married because the boy’s a slave

And the girl’s a princess who all the men crave

So then her dear old kingly dad

Promises her to some emperor who’s fucking mad

And she marries him against her will

But wait! Here comes the valiant slave to kill

The evil dragon that guards her chamber

And save the princess! Could this be lamer?

Then you find out that yes, it can

It turns out the slave is a magic man!

He has powers with which he slays the beast

And takes the princess to a feast

Where he brags about his mission

And gets the king to give permission

For the two to be married! Yipee! Horray!

So the marriage takes place the next fucking day

And they celebrate with a band and an acrobat troop

Then they live happily ever after…Big fucking whoop