Bunch of funny sex poems!!!

Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour! Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain! 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply! Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream! Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block!! Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid!! Aint dat da truth!! Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!!