FUNNI SHIT RANDOMNESS

You have a cute ass

You make me pee my pants.

You should marry me.

Someday I will eat ur hair.

You + me = HOTTIES!!!.

If I saw you naked right now I'd giggle like a little skool girl .

I would build a human just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my tongue.

If I could sing you any song it would be splish splash .

We could eat cheese under the stars.

My love for you is like that of a fat kid n cake.

Love,
ME!!!!!

(P.S. fat kids are hard to kidnap )