Statutory Rape

Here's my love song to you Kdanae
My heart skips a few beats everytime you log onto aim
Then I spend the day trying to gather enough courage to talk
but by the time I do it's already 12 o'clock when it's time to get off

I may sound like some type of annoying stalker
but that's probably because I just drank 3 shots of liquor
that doesn't really rhyme but if you want I'll pour you some too
You don't even need Aaron(I heard he's a Jew)
I have blond hair and my eyes are blue
Not trying to be racist, but seriously what would hitler do?

If you'd like I'd take you to the weekly clan meeting
We can roast marshmellows on the cross and use it for heating
if that's not good I'll take you to my prom
after that well hey lets just say we'll *cough cough cough* all night long

I guess this is the end of this, it's a little bit long
it kinda sucked so just imagine seether singing this song
If it helps you cope you can picture me as 20
At least then you won't feel like you are committing statutory