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Created: 01/18 02:21 pm

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Street Racing.

Ok so everyone says my car has no balls. Well I would like to tell you that I think it does. Let's see, I'm driving down the freeway and these annoying males do the annoying male thing and drive by real slow just to be annoying. At first I kind of laughed to myself at the idea of what I could do. Then I just oh heck I'm gonna do it. At this point I put my gas down on the pedal to the point of no return and cranked my sweet baby at 105 on the freeway. I let the annoying males eat my dust. As they tried to catch me to prove that they are cooler I disappeared on the other side of a semi and took the exit home, where I slowed down just in enough time to avoid the one police officer that is in town. Oh yeah that's how it's done:) So who else thinks they are a race car driver? Oh yeah one little disclaimer...This is a fictional story officer....Or is it?


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At 10:29 am speederspider Said :
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hell yes.
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At 05:56 pm damotagirl Said :
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lol. I like your attitude. Race car driver attitude.
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In response to damotagirl At 04:15 pm Ssaasssssyyyyy Said :
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So what if it is a 4 cylinder. I'm still a race car driver.
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At 03:59 pm damotagirl Said :
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Well - assuming your car is a 4-cylinder, MAYBE, just maybe even a 6-cylinder, I'm gonna go ahead and tell you that it has NO BALLS. Unless, of course, you drive a V8. Then you've got room to brag.
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In response to goodgurl8504 At 03:47 pm Ssaasssssyyyyy Said :
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I'm not a legend:( hahahahaha!
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In response to madmarcus At 03:43 pm Ssaasssssyyyyy Said :
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yeah well my car can do 256! (If I put the smashed part off into a ferrari)
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In response to madmarcus At 03:39 pm Ssaasssssyyyyy Said :
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hahahaha! All your ferrari belong to us!
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At 03:38 pm madmarcus Said :
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YEAH! Well My car can do 216! (If I put the part I smashed off into a ferrari) AND my Shlong is FRIKEN HUGE!!!
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In response to FamousOne777 At 03:32 pm Ssaasssssyyyyy Said :
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Well I think 148 is stupidity...but that's just me.
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At 03:08 pm FamousOne777 Said :
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you do know that basically any and every car can go 105mph.... I have a Mustang cobra, im no race car driver but on the way home from work last night i did 148mph. Thats balls.
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In response to johnsmith88 At 02:31 pm Ssaasssssyyyyy Said :
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Ok fine John your a race car driver. I got to go now. bye!
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In response to johnsmith88 At 02:31 pm Ssaasssssyyyyy Said :
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Your mother?
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In response to johnsmith88 At 02:29 pm Ssaasssssyyyyy Said :
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Actually no you don't. Not really. I bet you drive 55 in a 65.
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In response to johnsmith88 At 02:26 pm Ssaasssssyyyyy Said :
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yeah you seem like a race car driver...haha!
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In response to numbbbb0z At 02:23 pm Ssaasssssyyyyy Said :
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My car has balls...not me.
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