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I saw a naked man arrested on Easter

I drove up to Portland with my mother on Easter Sunday. We kept dodging the cop cars that zoomed past us for at least forty minutes. My mother kept thinking she was being pulled over, so it was fun watching her curse and shout obscenities at them in the confines of the vehicle where only I was privy to her nerves and exasperation. Eventually the traffic bottlenecked and all five police cars had surrounded a red car on the median. I grabbed my camera, but unfortunately it did not capture the naked man who had his bare arse facing the traffic as he was handcuffed, sprawled face first in the grass.

I presumed he had been strip searched, although I was puzzled over why it had been carried out in that manner in full view. But at the time I didn’t care. I was laughing too hard. My mother was talking incredulously, telling me over and over “Alex, that’s a naked man being arrested. Why is he naked?” As if I could answer the question. I found the story online. Evidently he threw his clothes and a baby seat out the window while he was driving attempting to ram people off the road. When he became stuck he ran out of the car and took off the rest of his garments before he was immobilized with a taser and restrained. It was a fun morning.

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At 12:48 pm AlexINTJ Said :
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http://www.registerguard.com/csp/cms/sites/web/updates/11766086-46/story.csp

Evidently we passed him before the police put a tarp over him while waiting for the other authorities. I didn't see anything on the news yesterday, which was unfortunate.
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At 11:16 pm ThruOnesEyes Said :
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Or I just have the habit of being there when it does.

Aye tis but the luck o' the Irish, lassie!
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At 11:15 pm ThruOnesEyes Said :
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Oh, a baby seat.
But that implies that there was once a baby on board.
& along with the rest of those shucked items..

Bastard.
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In response to morbidangel585 At 11:05 pm AlexINTJ Said :
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That's the one good thing about Oregon, this sort of stuff happens all the time. *laughter* Or I just have the habit of being there when it does. I'm not sure which.
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At 11:04 pm morbidangel585 Said :
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nothing crazy or funny like that happens around here. lol
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In response to ThruOnesEyes At 11:00 pm AlexINTJ Said :
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As far as I know there wasn't a child in the car.

As for taking a picture of the naked individual, it was too amusing not to try.
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At 10:58 pm ThruOnesEyes Said :
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Is the baby alright?

Is the baby alright?

You wanted to take a pic of a bare man's arse?

Is the baby alright?
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At 10:57 pm ThruOnesEyes Said :
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It was MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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At 10:56 pm AlexINTJ Said :
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It really was quite charming. It made my day entertaining.
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At 10:56 pm mellymellyyay Said :
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hahaha niceeee
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At 10:56 pm browneyes33 Said :
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it sounds hilarious..
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