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This is fucking hilarious.
CrescentedGreen (1:26:23 AM): fuckin a
CrescentedGreen (1:26:27 AM): more people need to get online specialittlebaby (1:28:32 AM): fuckin a specialittlebaby (1:28:37 AM): too bad you cant call 'em & get em on ;D CrescentedGreen (1:35:27 AM): yeh CrescentedGreen (1:42:21 AM): so fucknut CrescentedGreen (1:42:23 AM): whatsup specialittlebaby (1:44:17 AM): uypdating ipod CrescentedGreen (1:45:55 AM): lucky fuck CrescentedGreen (1:46:09 AM): i only have a one gig aaa battery run mp3 player specialittlebaby (1:46:23 AM): really now? CrescentedGreen (1:46:39 AM): go help me out in peters chat the assholes just voting me down specialittlebaby (1:46:41 AM): 2gb 2 year old half-broken ipod on a slooowwww memory-eating PC :3 specialittlebaby (1:46:54 AM): gar ok so im gonna have to open ... FF..ok CrescentedGreen (1:47:07 AM): lol specialittlebaby (1:47:18 AM): man i miss my pimpin days specialittlebaby (1:47:27 AM): a different chick every month. nudes. blah. CrescentedGreen (1:47:28 AM): lol u had those? specialittlebaby (1:47:31 AM): yar. CrescentedGreen (1:47:37 AM): crazy man specialittlebaby (1:47:45 AM): no bullshit specialittlebaby (1:47:48 AM): they'd 'perform' on MSN XD CrescentedGreen (1:47:56 AM): o.O specialittlebaby (1:48:02 AM): is it just peter specialittlebaby (1:48:05 AM): or like a group specialittlebaby (1:48:06 AM): voting you down CrescentedGreen (1:48:19 AM): idk CrescentedGreen (1:48:27 AM): i think it's just peter but somehow he gets two in there CrescentedGreen (1:48:28 AM): prick CrescentedGreen (1:48:32 AM): come join the convo specialittlebaby (1:48:56 AM): done all i can man CrescentedGreen (1:49:10 AM): lol CrescentedGreen (1:49:12 AM): JOIN CrescentedGreen (1:49:15 AM): with ur crazy talk CrescentedGreen (1:50:23 AM): u bitch CrescentedGreen (1:50:24 AM): LOL CrescentedGreen (1:50:37 AM): man CrescentedGreen (1:50:46 AM): i have to walk three blocks in the dark to get internet CrescentedGreen (1:50:54 AM): and i've been watchin ghost movies all nite CrescentedGreen (1:50:58 AM): nucking futs man specialittlebaby (1:51:33 AM): jhahaha specialittlebaby (1:51:34 AM): uh oh! CrescentedGreen (1:51:48 AM): keep seein shit out of the corner of my eye CrescentedGreen (1:52:11 AM): about shit myself comin out my door like some fucking mosquito net flew by on the breeze all see thru n shit CrescentedGreen (1:52:13 AM): fuck dude CrescentedGreen (1:54:02 AM): my asshurts CrescentedGreen (1:54:06 AM): wooden bench CrescentedGreen (1:54:08 AM): ow CrescentedGreen (1:54:10 AM): owowowowow specialittlebaby (1:54:56 AM): D: specialittlebaby (1:54:59 AM): *kisses it better* CrescentedGreen (1:55:11 AM): O.o CrescentedGreen (1:55:17 AM): not the reaction i'd ever expect CrescentedGreen (1:55:19 AM): then again CrescentedGreen (1:55:21 AM): it's you CrescentedGreen (1:55:23 AM): so... CrescentedGreen (1:55:24 AM): lol specialittlebaby (1:55:33 AM): CrescentedGreen (1:57:46 AM): lush as the wind the prairie flows beneath my soles like the ocean CrescentedGreen (1:58:15 AM): weaving in and out of my soul passion carries itself head hung high upon a shelf CrescentedGreen (1:58:26 AM): things bumping and protruding through the night CrescentedGreen (1:58:37 AM): the world revolves about itself within my skull CrescentedGreen (1:59:00 AM): shall we write a poem then? there is our start CrescentedGreen (1:59:39 AM): poke CrescentedGreen (1:59:40 AM): poke CrescentedGreen (1:59:41 AM): poke specialittlebaby (1:59:44 AM): BOMB specialittlebaby (1:59:44 AM): BOMB specialittlebaby (1:59:44 AM): BOMB specialittlebaby (1:59:45 AM): BOMB specialittlebaby (1:59:45 AM): BOMB specialittlebaby (1:59:45 AM): BOMB specialittlebaby (1:59:45 AM): BOMB specialittlebaby (1:59:45 AM): BOMB specialittlebaby (1:59:45 AM): BOMB specialittlebaby (1:59:46 AM): BOMB specialittlebaby (1:59:46 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (1:59:47 AM): bitch specialittlebaby (1:59:47 AM): :3 CrescentedGreen (1:59:52 AM): bomb CrescentedGreen (1:59:53 AM): bomb CrescentedGreen (1:59:54 AM): bomb CrescentedGreen (1:59:55 AM): bomb CrescentedGreen (2:00:00 AM): how the fuck u do that? specialittlebaby (2:00:14 AM): do what specialittlebaby (2:00:18 AM): ctrl+V+enter specialittlebaby (2:00:20 AM): BOMB specialittlebaby (2:00:20 AM): BOMB specialittlebaby (2:00:20 AM): BOMB specialittlebaby (2:00:27 AM): but if you have a laptop specialittlebaby (2:00:28 AM): um specialittlebaby (2:00:29 AM): control CrescentedGreen (2:00:33 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:34 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:34 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:34 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:34 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:35 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:35 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:35 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:35 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:35 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:36 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:36 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:36 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:36 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:36 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:37 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:37 AM): BOMB ATTENTION (2:00:37 AM):You are about to be rate limited. Please wait a few seconds before sending, to avoid being rate limited.CrescentedGreen (2:00:37 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:37 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:37 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:38 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:38 AM): BOMB CrescentedGreen (2:00:38 AM): BOMB specialittlebaby (2:00:38 AM): thar ya go CrescentedGreen (2:00:38 AM): BOMB ATTENTION (2:00:38 AM):You have been rate limited. Please wait several seconds before sending another message.specialittlebaby (2:00:42 AM): nanannaa specialittlebaby (2:00:43 AM): limit :3 ATTENTION (2:01:09 AM):You are no longer rate limited, and you may now send messages.CrescentedGreen (2:01:11 AM): FUCK CrescentedGreen (2:01:15 AM): there we go CrescentedGreen (2:01:19 AM): i began a poem up there CrescentedGreen (2:01:22 AM): more to ur style CrescentedGreen (2:01:28 AM): it's ur turn to add to it specialittlebaby (2:01:35 AM): oh my me no its all your style love specialittlebaby (2:01:39 AM): tis the matter of poem such specialittlebaby (2:01:44 AM): BLAGH specialittlebaby (2:01:47 AM): fuckin chrystyan CrescentedGreen (2:01:51 AM): lush as the wind the prairie flows beneath my soles like the ocean CrescentedGreen (1:58:15 AM): weaving in and out of my soul passion carries itself head hung high upon a shelf CrescentedGreen (1:58:26 AM): things bumping and protruding through the night CrescentedGreen (1:58:37 AM): the world revolves about itself within my skull CrescentedGreen (2:01:58 AM): what no CrescentedGreen (2:02:04 AM): don't involve her u fuckwit specialittlebaby (2:02:12 AM): im not gonna specialittlebaby (2:02:15 AM): just statin aloud CrescentedGreen (2:02:20 AM): ah CrescentedGreen (2:02:21 AM): why? specialittlebaby (2:02:46 AM): just blafjkldshgdfg specialittlebaby (2:02:53 AM): ahaha CrescentedGreen (2:03:02 AM): write fool befor ie lose the mood lol CrescentedGreen (2:03:12 AM): *before i* specialittlebaby (2:03:56 AM): aight in a sec specialittlebaby (2:06:03 AM): ook CrescentedGreen (2:06:08 AM): u going to procure anything here? specialittlebaby (2:06:14 AM): CrescentedGreen (1:58:15 AM): weaving in and out of my soul passion carries itself head hung high upon a shelf CrescentedGreen (1:58:26 AM): things bumping and protruding through the night CrescentedGreen (1:58:37 AM): the world revolves about itself within my skull specialittlebaby (2:06:22 AM): na na na man specialittlebaby (2:06:25 AM): I want yoouurr style specialittlebaby (2:06:31 AM): it aint about just i's style but ouur style, dig CrescentedGreen (2:06:31 AM): that is my style specialittlebaby (2:06:33 AM): aight CrescentedGreen (2:06:40 AM): i wrote it therefore CrescentedGreen (2:06:42 AM): it is my style specialittlebaby (2:06:46 AM): ahaha CrescentedGreen (2:06:48 AM): but it's more to the liking of ur style CrescentedGreen (2:06:50 AM): bitch specialittlebaby (2:06:58 AM): well i like your style as is fuckwheat CrescentedGreen (2:07:00 AM): so it's conducive to the whole joint writing thing CrescentedGreen (2:07:10 AM): but u have to write more to my style CrescentedGreen (2:07:12 AM): O>O specialittlebaby (2:07:23 AM): i dont do that yo CrescentedGreen (2:07:25 AM): make this a challenge and something new that has never been seen before CrescentedGreen (2:07:26 AM): LOl CrescentedGreen (2:07:29 AM): i'm just playing CrescentedGreen (2:07:31 AM): WRITE CrescentedGreen (2:07:36 AM): *cracks whip** specialittlebaby (2:07:38 AM): I WOULD IF YOUD LET ME specialittlebaby (2:07:39 AM): lmfao specialittlebaby (2:07:41 AM): ooo i like it specialittlebaby (2:07:45 AM): just like ericka's whip specialittlebaby (2:07:51 AM): weaving in and out of my soul passion carries itself head hung high upon a shelf CrescentedGreen (1:58:26 AM): things bumping and protruding through the night CrescentedGreen (1:58:37 AM): the world revolves about itself within my skull specialittlebaby (2:08:53 AM): Universal escapades, vineyard fortresses, MAIMED FETUS DELIGHT Sinning, singing, lapped-up gentle Summer wines Whereas the martyr, & the headache, agree. specialittlebaby (2:09:13 AM): shull skull CrescentedGreen (2:10:59 AM): but we must traverse within ourselves this distant path wandering and waning thru the nite simply to find a cure for the pleasure for all we can know is hate in this dismal place yet i wonder passing thru the threshold of the vampire may i know tomoro as it may be for tonite i am born yet die and pass away again as light turns to dark the world reverses and the shockwave shakes me to the bone specialittlebaby (2:13:14 AM): Do you hear? Do you speak? Do you speak enough to hear yourself without wondering whose voice it is, even is at all? Coming, dawn, night, distant echoes trail quantophysics, astral dying forces, the text book is gone. Spoken word, hurt bird; crooning before my gailic festering intestines gnawing themselves wicked, I am coiled; I am tarnished, & in the rain of my awakening where the eyes of forces overlap my victory's worth, shall I lay my wired mind, & blistered feet, to my soul. CrescentedGreen (2:16:51 AM): as a snake to the feast the boar dances madly in my minds eye among the starlight as she devours her own young and the world tosses about sadistically in her throat the snake becomes the hawk and the raccoon the eagle flying upon wings of epic steel the silver spoon born into the mouth of the milkmaid slowly rots and festers to nothing as the day wears on CrescentedGreen (2:17:19 AM): *and as a snake* CrescentedGreen (2:19:13 AM): haha i mentioned the raccoon cuz one came up by me and sat CrescentedGreen (2:19:14 AM): ahaha specialittlebaby (2:19:15 AM): along silver-shattered g-strings & hamperings, suckling divine lust's children & beating frolic gauges determining, solid-rueful 'magnificints' (sp?) harlem global reckoning, which is just before the coming of complete Blessed with Earths the night, darkens all heights, cups asylums, & bends the final fold in; due-dart point mixture of complete apathy -- & systematic arrays, lays, rights, tough & askewed visions matrimoniously impailed specialittlebaby (2:19:20 AM): heheh aww specialittlebaby (2:19:21 AM): specialittlebaby (2:19:52 AM): and the raccoon it sits beside me, & winks, & looks at me with its beady eyes & smiles, lays on my lap so happily, I am warm. CrescentedGreen (2:20:33 AM): there is no hope without hate and the fools recognize this for naught they see it but disunderstand, hating and waning thru the world as it dwindles from it's source, the hate from which it necessitates and the world turns on CrescentedGreen (2:21:28 AM): and man marches backward to the end of the morning dew, becoming as one with the savage and feeling his loins ripen with knowledge and accumulated stupidity thruout the years specialittlebaby (2:23:09 AM): , tears, yearning groins suffered through loss of madness, gladness, shambling locked-enhanced wings; & the woman? Thrice spliced every dimensional in craved crock-crooked walls teaming Holy spirit's midnight faux-crossed lament, & to the plastic one, at 3 past midnight on shivering avenues, where amputated thought sighs specialittlebaby (2:23:27 AM): & no one knows. CrescentedGreen (2:23:27 AM): you all must die so the god may live again born in your bath of blood and guts and semen CrescentedGreen (2:23:32 AM): naaaah specialittlebaby (2:23:34 AM): lmao specialittlebaby (2:23:36 AM): you morbid fuck CrescentedGreen (2:23:37 AM): get rid of the and no one knows specialittlebaby (2:23:41 AM): Preston Zappa for the wind specialittlebaby (2:23:44 AM): i know, was just saying it CrescentedGreen (2:23:47 AM): lol specialittlebaby (2:23:48 AM): and nobody knooowwss CrescentedGreen (2:23:51 AM): it works better that way CrescentedGreen (2:24:03 AM): and iiiiiii shaaaallll always looooove yoooouuouoah CrescentedGreen (2:24:04 AM): LOL CrescentedGreen (2:24:08 AM): fuck CrescentedGreen (2:24:15 AM): now it's stuck in my head CrescentedGreen (2:24:16 AM): son CrescentedGreen (2:24:27 AM): of a hamster spawned with elderberries specialittlebaby (2:24:29 AM): AND THE BIRDS AND THE TREES WILL SING, DEPARTING OF THE HURT YOU HAVE GIVEEN MEEEEE BECAUSE I LOOOHOOOOVE YOOOOUUUUU specialittlebaby (2:24:46 AM): daughter of a pacman frog mating with jinglefairies CrescentedGreen (2:25:19 AM): and so you deserve to partake of this beast of devastation for it is the ultimate destiny of your soul for divinity is born of hatred and warmonging thou shalt have you're ultimate reward CrescentedGreen (2:25:28 AM): *your* CrescentedGreen (2:26:04 AM): and then got in kitties pants CrescentedGreen (2:26:07 AM): OMG specialittlebaby (2:26:07 AM): ; Love, love, love. Of one. Of thy. Of thou. Of thee. Of her. Of he. Of them & it & they & when & how & wjhy & without & heart & beating & tears & crumbling grandparents wishing specialittlebaby (2:26:20 AM): hey now specialittlebaby (2:26:25 AM): thats not very nice, mister man. specialittlebaby (2:26:32 AM): as hot a thought as that is specialittlebaby (2:26:37 AM): i like that, 'as hot a thought' CrescentedGreen (2:27:33 AM): of the birds and the bees this is of natures sings but man says to himself of the world of woman and flesh and soft folds between sheets this is where the nature of man lies, not with his woman but only with his own selfish desires between here and there he taps along in his little pt cruiser. specialittlebaby (2:27:58 AM): CRUIIISIN THE USA! specialittlebaby (2:28:00 AM): *badabing!* specialittlebaby (2:28:06 AM): (my mode's gone lmfao) CrescentedGreen (2:28:12 AM): haha oops specialittlebaby (2:28:19 AM): actually that's a nice ending CrescentedGreen (2:28:28 AM): nah man CrescentedGreen (2:28:31 AM): i'm just gettin started CrescentedGreen (2:28:33 AM): keep goin specialittlebaby (2:28:43 AM): so how long's this gonna be specialittlebaby (2:28:48 AM): brb im gonna get some water CrescentedGreen (2:29:01 AM): you've not yet seen the pinnacle of my creative genius. CrescentedGreen (2:29:25 AM): i am like that of a glacier, or a man taking a piss in the urinal. you cant even see a bare hallf of what lies here specialittlebaby (2:30:33 AM): seldom for that half baring that contained most of all; spectrum by inch & foot, & immeasurable lengthen which is seen in the overhead compartmentalized mirror specialittlebaby (2:31:00 AM): Decided by doubly-backstabbed a'forementioned thought of Self; what is, what isn't, & choosing most pleasurable end-sought sowing morrows specialittlebaby (2:31:07 AM): '*morrow's bosom specialittlebaby (2:31:11 AM): of health specialittlebaby (2:31:27 AM): 16666 shells by a thirty-ought SIX awooo CrescentedGreen (2:32:34 AM): and so the drunk says to the court fool i had a man stab me in the back the other day and the joker plunges a knife into his heart, from the other side and asks of him there, now your chest isn't so jealous CrescentedGreen (2:32:40 AM): am i right? specialittlebaby (2:33:21 AM): but sir, asks the drunk to the court fool, what of my sides? i must sleep, & they're awfully burroughsome, sir I do say, sir. specialittlebaby (2:33:33 AM): i've got a bad liver & a stoned kidney CrescentedGreen (2:34:36 AM): and so the fool gives up not understanding the drunks needs and calls to the magician who tells him in turn go home and you shall become a frog destined to kiss a beautiful girl one day, and may turn into a prince!... or simply stay a frog and so the drunk wanders off saying to the afternoon sun curse you apollus, for the morning dew was glorius CrescentedGreen (2:34:46 AM): *appollos* specialittlebaby (2:36:02 AM): & he turned away for a magazine's title, "SLEEP. WEEK. WEAK. GENII, I." with his bourbon-soaked guitar nailed to his crotch, riddled with the folk, blight of the age, dampening that little girl behind my shack's barnyard Uncle worth a sonuva Carpenter, Carpenter massaging my fingers but what could it hear he me that time & see this way of every single dime-barrel shotjug masseuse? CrescentedGreen (2:36:04 AM): and so says the magician to the fool oi bitch come back we have unfinished business, this poem has not a finale specialittlebaby (2:36:30 AM): & the fool transforms into Allen Ginsberg & says to the Magician, "Dear David Blain, GTFO my internet." CrescentedGreen (2:36:42 AM): you bitch how could you CrescentedGreen (2:36:43 AM): lol specialittlebaby (2:36:46 AM): CrescentedGreen (2:36:50 AM): i don't know where this begins or ends specialittlebaby (2:36:55 AM): hahah I KNOW specialittlebaby (2:36:56 AM): its so great CrescentedGreen (2:36:58 AM): it's all a melodious overdrama in my mind specialittlebaby (2:37:02 AM): like one rambling ballad of complete THOUGHT specialittlebaby (2:37:06 AM): mine too CrescentedGreen (2:37:06 AM): pretty much specialittlebaby (2:37:11 AM): rather morbid & dark & depressing, really CrescentedGreen (2:37:25 AM): not too hard to see who's got more of a genius for writing here CrescentedGreen (2:37:27 AM): :P specialittlebaby (2:37:47 AM): *proudly boasts his chest* why thank ya. I've only been writing 3 years, so it's a shocker CrescentedGreen (2:38:10 AM): i believe this all could still be a part of the playwright for which we are uproariously entertaining god CrescentedGreen (2:38:27 AM): it has the mood and ear for such a glorious shit specialittlebaby (2:38:36 AM): well specialittlebaby (2:38:38 AM): kinda specialittlebaby (2:38:52 AM): it has it but at the end when we talk about the drunk & fool & magician specialittlebaby (2:39:00 AM): THEN it goes into the playwright, which is all the shit we wrote before it specialittlebaby (2:39:04 AM): i think; sense-wise, anyway. CrescentedGreen (2:39:16 AM): chest? says the magician ha! you have the chest of a small boy specialittlebaby (2:39:20 AM): the tale of the clown & fool CrescentedGreen (2:39:26 AM): and the balls to boot CrescentedGreen (2:39:28 AM): i know specialittlebaby (2:39:34 AM): and the walls to moot CrescentedGreen (2:39:38 AM): i stole one for a potion for the king specialittlebaby (2:39:39 AM): and the minds to lose CrescentedGreen (2:39:44 AM): it called for the testicle of a cat specialittlebaby (2:39:50 AM): i stole a petition, petition CrescentedGreen (2:39:53 AM): and i wondered perhaps if the nut of a pussy would suffice specialittlebaby (2:39:54 AM): i had a british hat specialittlebaby (2:40:08 AM): but it would be not enough, oh no no no no, not enough, to - night CrescentedGreen (2:40:24 AM): no no on a night so mundane we must perform a rite CrescentedGreen (2:40:36 AM): a rite a tire a goodwill tire no less specialittlebaby (2:40:38 AM): make it extra spice-doused specialittlebaby (2:40:44 AM): make it the rest! the best! specialittlebaby (2:40:52 AM): oh my that boy's got a girls chest CrescentedGreen (2:40:55 AM): the so must be posted specialittlebaby (2:40:56 AM): it's gigglesome i must say specialittlebaby (2:41:04 AM): i dont got a post it CrescentedGreen (2:41:19 AM): that man that man i daresay has tits the size of a withc CrescentedGreen (2:41:22 AM): *witch* specialittlebaby (2:41:34 AM): & the balls of a cridditch stick CrescentedGreen (2:42:16 AM): lie with a witch and she shall steal your seed and suck you dry a withersome husk for me to grind into a vial a potion, a concoction most derelict CrescentedGreen (2:42:26 AM): this is fucked up specialittlebaby (2:42:31 AM): & Jesus looked down at him & said, "My boy, you are THE SHIT." CrescentedGreen (2:42:34 AM): i have no idea what I'M TALKING ABOUT specialittlebaby (2:42:37 AM): AHHAHH specialittlebaby (2:42:41 AM): GO WITH IT GO WITH THAT THOUGHT specialittlebaby (2:42:44 AM): GO! GO! GO! CrescentedGreen (2:42:48 AM): i believe i'mnuts CrescentedGreen (2:42:52 AM): this thing in my nind CrescentedGreen (2:42:55 AM): it shant go away CrescentedGreen (2:43:03 AM): it's like a disease on my tongue CrescentedGreen (2:43:11 AM): on my dick a shit on my mind specialittlebaby (2:43:38 AM): Like some odd stranger sucking at my fingers Asking me how she tastes & I spit in the mirror & lose my way Before coming, becoming, another moment to somewhere high in the abandoned sky & happiness' blooming minds that are not me specialittlebaby (2:44:06 AM): I say & a lot. i can't stop. dont know hwy. I like it though. CrescentedGreen (2:44:11 AM): the magician stares wide eyed at the fool and says you are no man specialittlebaby (2:44:13 AM): THe Hwy Of Madness is Long, M'dear. CrescentedGreen (2:44:14 AM): you are a fool CrescentedGreen (2:44:17 AM): i see this now CrescentedGreen (2:44:30 AM): a eunuch a choir boy gone wrong specialittlebaby (2:44:48 AM): The wisest fool knows he knows nothing, dear magician. but you are full of illusion & delusion! trickery dickery like tricky dicky, & just as wart-faced, too! CrescentedGreen (2:44:53 AM): when choir boys goes bad... sounds like a dirty musical specialittlebaby (2:45:07 AM): i'd pay for that too, y'know. CrescentedGreen (2:45:13 AM): i already did CrescentedGreen (2:45:16 AM): it came out last year CrescentedGreen (2:45:23 AM): and so i sound clever tnking of a title CrescentedGreen (2:45:28 AM): and so you prove yourself a fool CrescentedGreen (2:45:31 AM): by not seeing it specialittlebaby (2:45:33 AM): How was the catholic girls segment? I'd read a review about it online somewhere while searching for my Bus Ticket to my next cardboard meal. CrescentedGreen (2:45:37 AM): i've seen it 120000000 times! specialittlebaby (2:45:42 AM): WHY JUST THAT?! CrescentedGreen (2:45:53 AM): becuz specialittlebaby (2:45:58 AM): What's it like, is it good? Is it delicious? Is it like a cockroach in a microwave? CrescentedGreen (2:46:30 AM): 99 percent of masturbation is in front of the porn. .95 percent is on the way to the bathroom and .05 percent is in the toilet CrescentedGreen (2:46:56 AM): I LOLD specialittlebaby (2:46:57 AM): So that's why .95 percent is on my uncle's aunt's sister's daughter's best friend's e-girlfriend's boyfriend's husband's chest specialittlebaby (2:47:03 AM): I SOLD, TOO CrescentedGreen (2:47:04 AM): your from arkansas specialittlebaby (2:47:12 AM): am I? pshaw. CrescentedGreen (2:47:15 AM): i sold ur penis from beneath ur nose CrescentedGreen (2:47:21 AM): it was time to take the binky away CrescentedGreen (2:47:29 AM): this is going odd places specialittlebaby (2:47:36 AM): but I'm like Doink The Clown: I Suck anything That Wanders In The night. CrescentedGreen (2:47:42 AM): and so 18 minutes remain specialittlebaby (2:47:42 AM): or is it? specialittlebaby (2:47:45 AM): Or will it? specialittlebaby (2:47:47 AM): Or would it? specialittlebaby (2:47:50 AM): Before yesterday is here. CrescentedGreen (2:47:53 AM): shall it or should it CrescentedGreen (2:48:10 AM): yesterday is tomoros past my dearboy but today, it is still my today specialittlebaby (2:48:28 AM): well your today ain't nothing but your own calendar into the trashcan of a prostitute's rhyme specialittlebaby (2:48:31 AM): searchin' a light specialittlebaby (2:48:44 AM): drunk for life specialittlebaby (2:48:53 AM): I got a bad sky & a grey mattered-dominated heart CrescentedGreen (2:48:59 AM): tell the man in the moon to get his internal chronometer fixed the bastard is half asleep the whole month and when he finally wakes up theres no one else around so he pales in disappointment specialittlebaby (2:49:06 AM): but a yellow bitch of a walrus between my teeth that keeps it good specialittlebaby (2:49:29 AM): doesn't he like it, though? quite a fancy there, those mechanical pencils CrescentedGreen (2:50:08 AM): and shines light down upon me and me and my stand through the window, illuminating her in such a clear way as to show what the alcohol was hiding. specialittlebaby (2:50:23 AM): a-wanna' a-wanna' wanna-'a wanna get your girl into my knapsack. CrescentedGreen (2:50:42 AM): i wanna i wanna wanna wanna tap her ass with my nutsack CrescentedGreen (2:50:51 AM): LOL specialittlebaby (2:51:14 AM): I slapped her in her areola's & said, "WRAP YOUR LEGS AROUND MY SOCKS. WRAP YOUR CHEST AROUND MY SKIn. WRAP YOUR OVARIES AROUND MY UVULAS. DAMMIT. DISCOVERY MAMMALS." CrescentedGreen (2:51:31 AM): hahahahahha WHAT?! specialittlebaby (2:51:34 AM): What? CrescentedGreen (2:51:36 AM): you lost me on that one specialittlebaby (2:51:38 AM): Not dirty enough? specialittlebaby (2:51:45 AM): It's aright she liked it. specialittlebaby (2:51:46 AM): Don't worry specialittlebaby (2:51:48 AM): She liked it. specialittlebaby (2:51:50 AM): & she did it. CrescentedGreen (2:51:51 AM): nah i'm just being weird but that was like O.o specialittlebaby (2:51:55 AM): Why do you think I'm alive? CrescentedGreen (2:51:56 AM): KITTY specialittlebaby (2:51:58 AM): WOOO what a night. specialittlebaby (2:52:00 AM): NO NOT KITTY CrescentedGreen (2:52:01 AM): KITTY KITTY specialittlebaby (2:52:02 AM): WAS A DOGGY specialittlebaby (2:52:04 AM): A BIG DOGGY specialittlebaby (2:52:06 AM): MADE OF FUR CrescentedGreen (2:52:08 AM): RACCOOOOOOON! specialittlebaby (2:52:08 AM): & PILLOWS specialittlebaby (2:52:14 AM): AND IN THE BACON-BASKET IT FELL CrescentedGreen (2:52:19 AM): *punches a raccoon fetus* specialittlebaby (2:52:20 AM): MY SHIFT CAPS LOCK COCK IS BROKE specialittlebaby (2:52:24 AM): Why not kick it? specialittlebaby (2:52:26 AM): PUUUUUUUUUNT! CrescentedGreen (2:52:30 AM): *punches a jake david fetus* specialittlebaby (2:52:35 AM): Ooooooo, son. That shit sttiiiinnggss. CrescentedGreen (2:52:39 AM): ah specialittlebaby (2:52:42 AM): *Ingests a Preston Bullard ballad* CrescentedGreen (2:52:52 AM): but wouldn't it sting for me to kick the raccoon CrescentedGreen (2:52:55 AM): for the raccoon? CrescentedGreen (2:52:58 AM): u abusive bastard CrescentedGreen (2:53:07 AM): i was simply performing a raccoon abortion specialittlebaby (2:53:09 AM): well you know I was abandoned by my father specialittlebaby (2:53:13 AM): Though he still gives me paychecks CrescentedGreen (2:53:13 AM): she asked me too specialittlebaby (2:53:15 AM): EIGHTY A MONTH specialittlebaby (2:53:17 AM): OOoo, so fun. CrescentedGreen (2:53:19 AM): woohoo specialittlebaby (2:53:21 AM): Did she now? specialittlebaby (2:53:23 AM): What'd she do? specialittlebaby (2:53:26 AM): What'd you do? specialittlebaby (2:53:28 AM): How'd it go? specialittlebaby (2:53:34 AM): GIVE ME MY INFORMATION FOR I AM YOUR FRIEND CrescentedGreen (2:53:35 AM): american bastard children make about 240 a month specialittlebaby (2:53:36 AM): I MUST TELL OTHERS specialittlebaby (2:53:42 AM): I wish I was Alaskan CrescentedGreen (2:53:46 AM): too bad CrescentedGreen (2:53:49 AM): so sad CrescentedGreen (2:53:53 AM): im a bastard child specialittlebaby (2:53:56 AM): I'm real mad, you know that? CrescentedGreen (2:54:00 AM): but he never paid up specialittlebaby (2:54:01 AM): You rich chile' lover. specialittlebaby (2:54:08 AM): What, the fuck? specialittlebaby (2:54:09 AM): THat fuck. specialittlebaby (2:54:11 AM): THAT FUCK specialittlebaby (2:54:12 AM): THAT FUCK CrescentedGreen (2:54:14 AM): he owes me eighteen years backrent specialittlebaby (2:54:14 AM): God. CrescentedGreen (2:54:17 AM): bitch CrescentedGreen (2:54:18 AM): i know specialittlebaby (2:54:22 AM): you'll be fuckin' rich, preston CrescentedGreen (2:54:25 AM): i should go destroy his ovaries CrescentedGreen (2:54:37 AM): alas i didn't push for it while i was a minor CrescentedGreen (2:54:42 AM): had i perhaps i would have it CrescentedGreen (2:54:50 AM): now, i can only find him and punch him in the nuts CrescentedGreen (2:54:57 AM): which i plan on doing someday specialittlebaby (2:55:07 AM): shows you just what you get by waiting until it's too late, & it's gone like the rainbow that shines yesterday. specialittlebaby (2:55:19 AM): can I suck his nuts? that's enough torture, I'd imagine. CrescentedGreen (2:55:31 AM): and somewhere over the rainbow, we all kno dorothy's house didn't survive the crash CrescentedGreen (2:55:48 AM): she's hanging from the rafters of her home from a piece of kbar specialittlebaby (2:55:51 AM): Falling down like Otis Redding's career & black ass CrescentedGreen (2:55:55 AM): rebar my bad specialittlebaby (2:56:06 AM): Reefeers good, man. CrescentedGreen (2:56:11 AM): ooh u bitch CrescentedGreen (2:56:30 AM): i wish i had some goo and now i must go for the battery symbol of doom has appeared
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