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This is what real friends say...
I've been messing around with this guy. His name is Joe. Some of you might have been around the last time that Joe was in my life. And if you were you probably don't remember. Point is, Joe is always in and out of my life. He hurts me and comes back and I fall for it every time. So anyway I was texting my best friend and this is what the conversation became...
Justice (aka obstruction): So are you feeling better about the thing with Joe? Valerie (aka ViableFate): No. I'm seeing him tomorrow. Justice: Why? I thought he ended it? Valerie: He did. I'm hanging with Phil and Will and they decided that they wanted to invite him. I don't know if he's coming. Probably. Justice: How is that going to work out? And what made him do it? Valerie: What do you mean? Justice: What made him end it? Valerie: I'm too clingy. Justice: That’s always a bullshit reason. I’m sorry val =( *Valerie doesn't reply* Justice: When I get back we’ll get Death By Chocolate ice cream and watch chick flicks all day. Valerie: Hahahahaha I love you. Justice: That’s funny. I love me too. But isn’t Death By Chocolate just the shit? Valerie: It is. Justice: Well, I mean I guess it should. It looks like Shit. Shit with fudge in it. Valerie: Hahahahaha, Justice, I fucking love you. Justice: It makes you wonder…do you think we subconsciously want to devour our own poop? Valerie: No...no, no, no, and a double no. Maybe you're trying to tell me that you want to. Justice: I’ll tell you what. I’d eat my own shit if it tasted like Death By Chocolate. I’d eat it all day long. No remorse. I’d shit in my hand in public and indulge. *Valerie laughs uncontrollably* Justice: Hah, I love you too, Val. Sorry, if you didn't find it humorous. It was for me. Justice is the best. He's one of a kind, mang.
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Please 
lolz u guyz sound close.
