Lets help toroc face reality! IF YOU CAN DO THIS, YOU DESERVE A BADGE!

Underneath toroc's know-it all exterior she is really a scared little girl looking for answers, just like the rest of us. Unfortunately... she can't find the one answer she needs the most. Her home address! She remains on Melbourne lane, in a box, wearing her Halloween costume from 2006! (the night she misplaced herself) You can clearly see by her tongue wagging she is extremely dehydrated, much like a Labrador retriever after a long run through the woods. She is likely to hump your leg, do not be afraid. She wouldn't hurt you, not even to protect her child, if she had one. Our goal here today, is to help Toroc get centered, in her lifestyle. She has been out of control here of late. She has developed several unhealthy obsessions right here on this website. I would suggest a 12 step program but it's doubtful she would find her way.

What are some creative ways to break her from leg humping? I am personally offended by it. I am sure Preston, is as well. All of you that are sick of this leghumper humping your leg when you aren't even online... help us find a cure.