Demon hunter(chapt 2)

WHAT THE FUCK JOHNY HOW CAN YOU BE FINE WITH THIS SHIT ITS WACK! Bert shouts at johny

For first bert look where the fuck we are were on a roof in NyC man this is our world I mean what you think were the only ones in the universe? Johny says shooting bert a harsh glance as he sits down on a chimney

I can accept it and shit but it's just not every day. Bert says pulling out a 1839 cig and lighting it up

So then I guess were bound by the sake of our lives to fight to live... What a fucked up reality we live in...

Your tellin me man hell this shit is... Wait how the fuck we gonna be abel to deal school when them damn demons n shit will be on the look out for you n me??? bert says taking a seat on the ground plopping next to johnys legs

hey maybe if were lucky mrs.hezwort will be a demon. Johny says giving out a enthusiastic chuckle

MAN NOT FUNNY!...She one scarry broad dude... kill the teacher... how interesting hahaha. Bert laughs along pulling his cantine from his left inside coat pocket and taking a swig

Well best be getting to then hmm? Johny says shooting bert sitting on the ground an inquizitive glance

Yeah...Bert says getting up from his ass and capping his cantine

TWO MINUTES LATER

HOLY SHIT RUN BERT!!Johny screams jumping off the roof and onto the roof of the next building

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING! Bert says franticly catching up with johny

Its like some fuckin bird!

JOHNY! BIRDS DONT HAVE THREE GOD DAMNED HEADS AND BREATHE FIRE!! Bert says patting his ass down from the firs that nearly reached his ass

Feeling the heat their my friend! Johny says chuckling

NOT FUNNY! Bert says quickly reversing and a quick swing at the bird in a stand still toe to toe with a dagger he slid from a hidden leg pocket

Wonder how many we'll run into! Johny says swinging a short sword at the birds two head cleaving them clean

Wonder what their anatomy is! Bert says while ripping off the demon birds last head

Damn things bleed black sand what the fuck. Johny says turning the bird over and ripping off a tallon... Damn things got some weird metal claws man fuckin shirts razor sharp n light... Johny says giving the talon a quick look over

Well then take all the talons we'll melt em down at workshop. Bert says sheithing his dagger

Damn bitch got close enough to take off my marbs fire... Johny says lighting his smoke back up with his zippo

Lets just get to school quick.. I wana make it to school to flirt with a few girls before I die. Bert says giving out a lil chuckle

Aye. Johny says quickly fallowing bert in the run

REACHED SCHOOL PREMISIS

Hey johny. alice says

Hey alice. Johny says in response

Alice man shes got a fine pair on her both ass and tits damn. Bert says glancing over his back at alice

Man you got a girl be a man would ya! Johny says giving bert a playful push

Yeah kryten haha I know man no worys I can look justcan't touch we both know that. Bert says looking up to the grand stair leading to the school great doors

Morning lady... Gents.. And my Kady how are you this fine morning my love. Johny says wrapping his arms around a fine blonde women with great blueish green eyes

Ooo johny you smell great this morning usually you smell of cigarettes and djin? Kady says putting the side of hers against Johnys jaws

Oh just call it dark temptation...Johny says secretly tapping Bert on the side to get his attention

Well it smells amazing. Kady says

Yes I know right just great stuff smells so great it's like making it almost killed me. Johny says giving a little chickle and slipping a a small pouch of the demons black sandy blood into berts coat pocket

Oh Krysten how've you been my fine fine lady sorry I could'nt hang out this weekend. Bert says twirling this beautiful tan girl around and giving her a peck on the lips

I've been great Bert oo somhow you look great today did you get your hair cut? Krysten says putting her arms around Berts neck and playing with the hair on the back of his head

How just a little work out running maybe it's that just been wind swept look . Bert gives out a little chuckle and kissed krysten as then the bell rings

Where to ol chap. Bert says tapping krystens booty as she and Kady walk away

Oh great hey we got ourselves some history... damn herd the teach is a real bitch... Johny says patting bert on the sholder and walking into school

END OF FOURTH PERIO APPROACHES GEOMETRY!

So then mrs. herzmit seemed to be just a regular bitch that just... disapeared into smoke at a cross cut itno the cushon of her chair... Johny says giving a little smile.. I could smell rot on the bitch if she was'nt demon she just smelt of crypt and well I guessed right and now she has resigned from her position of teaching hahaha. Johny says looking down at his desk

This math teacher seems likea right ol dude...Bert says looking up to the front of the room

Ok to just one hour left of school and I spoke to mr. Mosq if we could go to metalshop it's a go. Johny says looking up at at the teacher and getting up from his seat fallowed by bert

Johny and mr. Bert you two are ok to go to metal workshop hear you two have a dire project in need well have fun. The math teacher says as John yand Bert reach his desk as he flashes a cross that quickly turns gold switching back to silver to confirm them no wory at the fact he is of angel incognito

So we have an angel for a math teach and he's under coverish... interesting. Bert says shutting the door

Uhm Bert  look out the window. Johny say as a big hairless demon ape is sitting their watching them through the window

...Uhm last time we saw one like that... That angel looks like he was using some might power... I think we should. Bert stops as the demon ape suddenly burts the window and starts to charge at Johny and Bert

fists at the ready! Johny says pulling his iron fists onto his hands

I don't think that'll...Bert says at the math room door thrusts open fallowed by mr. mosq the math teacher as the ape demon suddenly smashes into the door leaving a huge imprint of the demon but the door doesnt bud a sinch as mr mosq has his hand on the door knob

Boys forgot to give you the keys to the metal room and while I'm at it I think you two should think about looking around some geometry while you're down their. Mr. Mosq says handing two little old leather books to Johny with a set of keys

What'd you think of chapt 2?