Demon hunter(Chapt 4)

Sooo mrs. herzmit... Howd ya know she was a demon? Bert says looking down at the ground and climbing to the edge of the 14th floor of the fire escape leading back onto their root home as their is a path a bit of a zig zag here and their but mainly level

Simple her nails were horrible manacured youd think being outside of hell she'd chosen a bit better living standard and oh she smealt of rott and death man it was putrid... I'm sure you were focused on krysten next to you. Johny says chuckling and givign Bert a grin as he slambers onto the roof top from the stairs as bert is well waiting and watching around

Wow she sounds like the rats in my basement where Crag hates goin cos they colinize down their... Poor cat maybe I'll get him another budy so they can go clear off the basement... Know of any psychotic cats in town? Bert says raising an eyebrow and sitting down on an air duct and lighting up an 1839

Yeah the ol guy down the hall from me he's been trying to get ridd of rupert cats the size of a full grown river rat and rips through berlap like it's nothing... Yeah haha he's what happened to my mum parakeet she used to have... That I accidentily let into the ol mans apartment. Johny says chuckling and giving an evil grin while lighting up a marb and finishing off the last swig of his cantine of whiskey

Well then him n crag should go great togather damn cats got a hide of leather n hes real friendly with people and other cats that don't try to fight him. Bert says flicking his ashes into the air hole in the duct seeing it rush in along with the smoke

Wonder if anybody in theirs next to the grate... Johny says as all goes silent and they hear an oww shit that burns ahhh fallowed by Bert and Johny chuckling over the unknown mans aggony

Bullseye! Johny says giving Bert a highfive

Lets get goin before that dude like comes up here. Bert says giving a little chuckle

We got some prepairing to get done on the safe house so we don't end up killed in out sleep. Johny says giving a look at the roof top exit behind them

Yeah I'm hearin footsteps in the stairs time to go. Bert says bolting for it fallowed by johny

WHOS THEIR! irate voice comes from the sound of an exploding door

Left that basted in the dust I tell ya wha were like three buildings away and out of view. Johny says jumping onto the structurals of a roof top sky light and bolting along it only to jump onto the next building at the end

Doors right up their! Bert says suddenly getting jumped on by a giant red aracnid with dripping fange of gooy green

Holy shit! Johny says drawing his sword from his sleeve cutting the spiders back of it's thorax in the middle as it crumbles to dust and hearing hte next spider as he turns around and slashes it in mid air to find out they're surrounded by spiders and teh door is only ten yards away and easily in reach if it were'nt for the spiders all over

Oh god... Bert says drawing himself back up to his feel pulling on his gauntles hidden in his sleeves and drawing out two blades as johny does the same

BREAK FOR IT!! Johny says running rampid for the door fallowed by Bert as Johny clears the path and Bert keeps his back

FOURTEEN FLOORS OF SYMBOLS NOW!! Johny says closing the door behind him and Bert fallowed by a little bitt of demon spiders blood to the fact so many were sliced and it's like a tide of snow drift

Every outer wall and absolutely the top floor ceiling don't forget floor one them spiders can take the basement it'll take care of the rats! Bert says running around franticaly drawing out a hunk of the demons claw he melted down into bars throwing jonhy one

GOT THE SOUTH WALL!! Johny says dashing to the fourteenth floors southern wall and drawing a symbol from his leathery book a symbol all the way in the back

GOT NORTH! Bert says drawing a symbol down and crushing in a demon monkeys skull reducing it to ash

EAST!! Johny shouts as Bert is drawn to Johny on the account of clashing steel

WE GOTA STICK TOGATHER!!! Bert says clashing the head of of the ape like demon warrior

WEST WALL CMON!! Johny says cutting the path of spider outa their way as bert fallows

GET IT NOW!! Johny shouts fending off the demons as Bert quickly draws the symbol on the wall

DONE! Bert says as the floor quickly aluminates brightly from grey to completely white then quickly dims down a bit but almost like theirs a light in the room instead of the eery grey

Talk about none electrical lighting... Johny says whiping off his blade as the ash on the floor quickly skitters between the cracks of the floor

Lets go get a beer... Bert says walking through the halls still staying on the fourteenth floor and looking down the stair case as  a bunch of demons quickly jump at him from the 13th floor and up the stairs

HOLY SHIT! Johny says jumping against the wall as the demons quickly disapear into thin air as they cross the boundrie from 13th floor to 14th

WHAT IN THE FUCK?!?!?! We have hell waiting down stairs!!! Johny says marveling at the demons being smart enough to stop seeing the ones before them obliterated into nothing

Wohoa had no clue. Bert says crossing his as homely as he could turn an old runned down building into an apartment but recently aluminated as if the lights were on as the heavenly energy glows amongst the air but from outsides gives the appearence of completevacancy as the power radiates inner and does not show outside

I'm kinda amused here. Johny says giving out a lil chuckle

Catch. Bert says opening his mini fridge and tossing Johny a beer

Thanks. Johny says with gratitude while blindly catching the beer still wildly amused at the demons wanting his blood

I wonder how many of these things are assigned to come after us? Bert says looking over the railing grabbing a cross that was hung on the wall and dropping the necklace pendant into his beer bottle

I wonder if hell is all out on us but that would just be impractical maybe just a few sent on us and as they failed now we have a legion down their and were seen as a threat... Maybe they'll calm down a bit... Maybe we should be purifying that demons blood so it does'nt infuse with out cells and make a masking out of it like body was and body sprays and shit but the purifying is so were not taking a risk of gaining demonic power and lusting for blood kinda shit. Johny says looking at Bert with a muse in his eyes at the point hes drinking holy beer

Watch this. Bert says chuckling and pooring beer on the demons as they scream in mortal anguis and their skin seers as they slowly get eaten by the holy beer until all thats left is ash almost like an acid but only effective to one species

Ok I'm gonna go ahead and and take some paper and wet it down anddraw on the symbols so it will come off onto the walls like a vynal stick and you take some empty beer bottles and make some holy water bombs at the sink but stash those away for like roof top needs aye and use this pack of shitty condoms I've had em for a few years don't trust em that and put a hole in it and if they're strong enough it'll work like a holy water gun. Johny says giving out a crude chuckle at his very amusing joke as joinedi n by Bert in the laughter

FIVE MINUTES LATER

Ok got the roof top holy water mines under the sink in the cupboard and got ten condoms of holy water for you and ten for me. Bert says throwing Johny a satchel with ten long ass water cocks inside the bag

They look sooo wrong but it'll keep our asses safe... Remember function before style. Johny says giving a chuckle

Beer before action. Bert says handing Johny a beer and watching the demons ready for them

Yeahp. Johny says popping off the lid and downign it

You take North and east I'll take south and west then we meet at the stair aye? Bert says raising and eyebrow as Johny hands him a stack of paper with symbols ready to slap on the walls

HISSSS!!! Crag gives out in disdain to the monsters down the stairs as he runs off and hides under the couch

CHARGE!! Johny and Bert shout in feral rage while poking holes in two holy water filled condoms and incinerating their enemys

THIRTEEN FLOORS LATER AND A HALF HOUR LATER

Their we got damn basters take alot of energy! Johny says to Bert both brushing black sand off them selves as it skitters down into the basement filled to the brim with black sand

Wohoa Don't think we'll have to be worying about rats... Don't think we'll be abel to get the basement... Agh hell we need samples of that shit anyway. Bert says popping his last holy water filled condom and spraying at the black sand as it freantically melts away from sight quickly as he pulls his sachel grabbing as much as possible while walking down the stairs fallowed by johny

Get the walls while I hold off the dust would ya? Bert says to johny

Got south lets go west. Johny says filling his sachel with strange jems amongst the black demon sand like blood

Interesting gems bert check it out. Johny says handing Bert a mysterious gem from the sand he picked out as he marvels one in his hand as well while drawing the symbol

Noth now. Johny says fallowing Bert and marveling the pulsing color deep in the gem as he feels a melevolent resonence

Interesting how they seem to squirm... Johny says drawing the symbol and pocketing more gems as his bag overflowing with them already

Fallow to east and we'll be in the clear this dust it does'nt die it just moves away that what it's like with how much their is... We'll have to purify these gems upstair on the 14th floo. Bert says marveling the gem as Johny draws the last symbol making the final click as the basement illumenates with the angelic glow amongst the air as the loose black demon blood sand discinigrates

Fourteen floor now we gota set up your workshop with our shit. Johny says pulling up a bottle of djin and popping off the lid and dropping a cross in as he takes a few swigs

Fallow me we can take thestraight away. Bert says giving a chuckle steppign up the basement stairs and to the left and into a tiny room wit ha spiral stair case

Haha I get it now curved stair case... Straight away haha. Johny says chuckling as he now not clueless gets the redundence of the joke vers how actually straight away the stairs are

Pass me that djin man I want a lil. Bert says revursing around walking back wards and grabbing the bottle from Johnys outstretched arm

Agh good stuff eh? Johny says gulping down his mouthful o' djin

Yeah I get the point of the cross how the demons been all willy nilly through here best not risk no infection through a swig... Take a seat got somin to show ya you'll like this my friend. Bert says taking a seat on a stair facing Johny as Johny grabs the djin bottle and takes a seat just right on a stair so he is angled in view of Bert to his eyes of his head turned to his friend

Check it out. Bert says releasing a wire cable off a hook... Fourth floor right to the fourteenth. Bert says giving a genius smile as a huge iron rail tie slowly passes by them suspended on a thick metal cable

Thats nice. Johny says as the stairs stars to slowly move into motion as they sit their passing the Djin bottle back n forth

FOURTEENTH FLOOR

Crag! crag! ya here boy! Bert says lookin around as his huge mammoth like caveman primitive cat comes darting at his leg and jumps into his arms

What a pretty kitty he's got the whole half stuck out lower jaw do he looks like a touch bull dog. Johny says tossing the gems into the sink filled with water and throwing a lid on it after droping the cross in hearing a hissing from the jems in the sink as he throws the sachel full of demons dust onto the besides the sink as he sits at the end of a long counter that spans about twenty yards built of touch wood to be a work bench

Get the sand from your sachel and run it around in that bowl carve some crosses into it and a few symbold k... Wait best make that a frying pan so you can cap it... Johny says as Bert gets up pulling out his dagger and starts widdling away at the cast iron of a cooking pan castign the sand not leaving a drop as it all comes out in one and he lids it and starts swoshing it around

Good should be ready tomarrow. John y says cracking open a beer and passing one to Bert

Hope you liked chapt 4 it was a thriller to make a bitt exciting and I have all hopes this will really attract a few votes maybe some good critisism.