Bed, Bed, Maybe Bed?

Michael and Anna stood arguing for 20 minutes about which bed to buy.

"NO, I WANT THE ONE WITH STRIPES!"

"OH, THIS WOULD MATCH OUR DRAPES!"

BLAH, BLAH!

Michael got frustrated. Looked to Anna,

"Anna, understand me, woman. I like the bed with the bed-feel. I like the sheets with stripes. THOSE I WANT!"

Anna cried,

"BUT THEY HAVE TO MATCH THE DRAPES!"

The clerk suggested the purple-striped sheet bed, with the sorta bed-feel.

"It would match", he suggested.

So, Anna and Michael agreed it would work.

And they lived happily ever after.

The End