My Stories
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Kitty Goes Chaotic
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Our Stars of the night:
Chaotickitty
dtsheep
aaron
Benitto
It was a nice monday morning in Testyville. Everyone was having a great time, everyone but Kitty.
Kitty was always angry and she hated seeing people being happy all the time. She liked to see Testyville suffer.
"Damn all these happy people!" shouted Kitty as she was walking down downtown Testyville.
Kitty hated happiness so much that one time she destroyed the testrrifican's fun center. She wanted everyone to have a doomed feeling.
"I must go around and cause chaos to all the happy people I see," Kitty said with a evil laugh.
So Kitty went back to her house and started to plot.
"But how am I gonna do it?" she pondered to herself. "I must make them really miserable." she said to herself.
Kitty decided that she will snoop around and take away whatever makes random testriffican's happy. Kitty is afterall, the most creative mastermind of all.
Kitty left her house and headed off to make some happy people unhappy.
As she was walking, she stopped and saw dtsheep. Dtsheep was looking ver happy, so kitty hid in some bushes and tried to find out what was making dtsheep so giddy.
"I fuckin won the lottery!" shouted an eccstatic dtsheep. He started to sing and was skipping along the way..he didn't notice Kitty hiding behind the bushes.
"SURPRISE BIIIIIIIIIIITCH" shouted a gleeful Kitty and she pounced on dtsheep.
"NOOO AHHHHH GET OFF MEE" bleated dtsheep. Dtsheep started to plea with Kitty but Kitty just laughed and stole the lottery ticket.
Kitty left with the ticket and leaving dtsheep laying on the ground crying his eyes out.
"Success," said Kitty to herself. "That was too easy but it was certainly fun watching him cry." she laughed.
Kitty next saw Benitto sittin inside his parked car and smoking some weed.
Kitty suddenly had an idea, she was going to steal all of Benitto's weed.
Benitto was inside listening to his songs, "Ohhh yeah man..this is the life," Benitto smiled. He didn't see Kitty sneaking up on his car.
Kitty snuck up with a golf club and started to smash the shit out of Benitto's car.
"WTF?" said a surprised Benitto. Benitto stuck his head out to see what was going on and saw Kitty destroying his car.
"What the fuck are you doing?" said Benitto
"Give me your weed!" shouted Kitty happily.
"NOOOOO!!!" said Benitto.
"Suit yourself," said Kitty and she cracked Benitto's head open and took the weed anyways.
Pleased with herself, Kitty continue walking and saw Aaron sitting there eating some ice cream.
Kitty approached Aaron and just started to stab the fuck out of him until he was into little pieces.
"Well,"said Kitty "Atleast I did something good."
Kitty walked back to her home all happy with herself.
The End!!
Comments
| On June 22nd 2009 sixtiespixie Said: |
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| Kitty is my evil twin! :) |
| On April 25th 2009 annatagonistic Said: |
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| lmao |
| On February 28th 2009 xsTRiPpeDsoXx Said: |
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| scaryyyyyyy. i'm going have nightmares about her stealing my fun noow. |
| On February 25th 2009 DashboardLogic Said: |
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| Since whe does Benitto have a car? XD jk. |
| On February 25th 2009 muse4apoem Said: |
| On February 24th 2009 chaotickitty12 Said: |
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| wtf, yanksy. lmao i quite enjoyed that. :P |


