A Day inside Mr. Yank's Class

Our stars of the night:

Yanks

GreatRomancess(Ali)

Max

Rstegbauer

Aaron

It was a lovely Tuesday morning at Testy High.  Kids were having fun learning about all sorts of different subjects.  On Mr. yank's history class though, they were going to get a new student.

"Class," said Mr. Yanks to his class. "Shut the fuck up for thirty seconds because I have an important announcement."

The class settled down, no one dared to challange Mr. Yanks authority.  Mr. Yanks was like the Chef Ramsay of the school.

"Right then, as you can tell..we have a new student," sais Mr. Yanks looking at the new student.  "Her na-"

"You're hot!" shouted Rstegbauer happily

Mr. Yanks got pissed that he had been interrupted.  "Hey dickhead..come here a minute," said Mr. Yanks beckoning teg to approach him.

Rstegbauer's eyes grew wide and he gulped and stood up and approached Mr. Yanks.

Mr. Yanks bent down a little so he can be level with rstegbauer's face and he yelled, "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE INTERRUPT ME AGAIN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LITTLE FREAK."

Rstegbauer gulped, "yes sir," he bleated.

"Good, now fuck off," said Yanks

Rstegbauer went back into his seat silently.

Mr. Yanks looked around, "as I was saying, we have a new student," he said. Mr. Yanks looked at the student, "introduce yourself," he said.

The student approached the center and started to introduce herself.

"Hi I am Ali," she said looking at the class, "I came here from Myspace City because my home overthere got burned."

Mr. Yanks approached the center, "right," he sighed, "well, today we are going to do a group project..so you can go with Aaron and Rstegbauer.. now piss off."

Ali went and sat next to Aaron and Rstegbauer. Rstegbauer kept giving her flirty looks and Aaron was not paying any attention to her at all.

"Right guys..I want you all to find some information about the civil war," said Mr. Yanks.  "You have about 30 minutes..move your ass."

The whole class got their computers out and started to do as much research as they can.

Mr. Yanks walked around to make sure they were all doing what they were supposed to be doing.

Mr. Yanks saw Max looking at hot metal girls instead.

"Max you idiot!" shouted Yanks.  "What the fuck are you doing?"

Max mouth went dry and couldn't say anything.

"Are you trying to lose your virginity?" asked Mr. Yanks

Max just sat there and said nothing

"One more time and you are  out of here," said Yanks angrily.

Mr. Yanks walked around and saw that Rstegbauer was looking at vampire sites.

"I HAD FUCKING ENOUGH OUT OF YOU TODAY!!" Yanks shouted at Rstegbauer. 'YOU FUCKING LOSER!! GET OUT!!" Yanks yelled waving his arms as if shooing something away. GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!"

Rstegbauer stormed off.

Mr. Yanks massaged his brow. "Oh what a day," he said.

Mr. Yanks then looked at Aaron and saw that he was looking at porn.

"I FUCKIN HAD IT!!" yelled Yanks.

He grabbed a computer from a nearby desk and he chucked it as hard as he can at Aaron's head..killing him instantly

"Oh what a day," said Yanks

The End!!