HickChick's Best Seller

Our Stars of the Night:

Hickchick

Jirrith

Yanks

Aaron

dtsheep

In the busy town of Testyville..lived a young author who was rising fast in the greates authors list.  This young author was Hickchick.  Hickchick was Testyville's fines author and was starting to get recoginized around the country.  There was a problem though, Hickchick was having trouble having ideas for another story so she went to her publisher Yanks.

"Well Kay," said Yanks in a excited voice. "Another great story and you will be world famous in no time."

Hickchick looked at him sadly, "I'm having trouble finding new ideas Yanks," she said with a sad smile.

Hickchick out of ideas? impossible thought Yanks.

"Well now Kay," said Yanks thinking quickly.  "Why don't you take a walk around Testyville and see what you can think of. God knows what is going on today..maybe you could write about a mystery..just like Aaron's mysterious dissapearance and reaaperance last summer."

Hickchick giggled,"I remember that. Aaron showed up naked in the fireworks display..something took a bite out of him," she said tyring to control her laughter.

"Yes well Aaron probably deserved it." said Yanks in a serious tone.  "You could go ask Jirrith for some pointers."

"Yes I think I'll do that first," said Hickchick happily, "thanks Yanks!"

She ran all the way to Jirrith's house who only lived a couple of blocks away.

"Kay-Kay!" shouted Jirrith happily, "what brings you here?"

Jirrith was another fine author of Testyville and also a good friend of Hickchick.

"Oh, I just want to see if you can help me with some story ideas," said Hickchick indiffirently.

Jirrith thought for a moment, "well, you can do a horror story like Aaron the God or a comedy like Aaron the Magnificent or a romance comedy like Aaron and Natty Natt's Marriage."

"Those are all good ideas Jilly..but not right now" said Hickchick.

Well, good luck Kay-Kay," said Jirrith and she got up and hugged her friend.

As Hickchick was heading for home, she heard a strange noise coming from an alley so she decided to look, what she saw shocked her.

There in the back alley, was dtsheep raping the hell out of Aaron.

"OH GOD NOOO!"cried Aaron in distress, he was trying his best to escape but dtsheep was too heavy and strong.

Dtsheep laughed and laughed.  "Were lovers baby...and stop shaking soo much..you feel like a human vibrator."

Hickchick quickly took notes and ran to her house and turned on her computer and started typing away.

When she finished the book, Hickchick went to her publisher Yanks so he can read it.

Yanks laughed, "this is the best book I have read! where did you got the idea?"

"I saw Aaron getting raped in the back alley by dtsheep months ago," said Hickchick.

"Well, this is great," Yanks chuckled, "what are you going to call it?"

Hickchick thought for a moment and smiled, "Touched Down Under," she said.

Hickchick's story was the talk of the town and reached the best sellers list and Hickchick became world famous.

The End!!