Hells Kitchen espisode 1 part 2: Dinner Service

After a dissapointing signature dish tasting, the contestants get in to their dorms to nominate a team captain.  The girls seem to be working together.

"I say we make Becky team captain," said AlexINTJ to her teamates.

Yeah, I think Becky is the right choice because she

has the most experience out of all of us.

"I agree with Alex," said Stitch

Dash, Kirkme, and Sunloverz nodded in agreement.

Becky looked delighted, "Aww thanks girls," she said with a big smile on her face.

I am touched and so happy that the girls chose me to be their captain.  The boys

don't stand a chance.

As the girls seem to be working together, the gusy seem to hit a wall.

"I think I should be captain," said Benitto pointing at himself.  "I should be captain because I have the most experience and Im an executive chef."

Toxin and Thug rolled their eyes and looked away.

"Well I think I should be captain," said Aaron.  "I would light a fire on everyone's ass and get them going."

Benitto stared at Aaron and took a long drag out of his cigarette.

Aaron thinks that he is a leader..but he is not..he is

just a loud mouth and that is all.

Max stodd up, "I think we should vote on it, lets just get this over with," he said

I am tired I wanna get some sleep..pleaaaase just choose

somone already.

The guys muttered in agreement.

"Who votes Aaron?" Max asked.

Aaron, Putsy, and Thug raised their hands.

"Who votes Benitto?" asked Max.

Ral, Toxin, Rstegbauer, and Max raised their hands.

"Thanks guys," said Benitto happily.

Were so ready to kick ass.

After sucessfully selecting a team captain, the aspiring chefs went to bed for a much needed rest.

A new day breaks into Hell's Kitchen and both teams are prepping for tonights dinner service.

"Alright red team..blue team two seconds please," says Chef Ramsay.

Both teams lined up in their kitchens.

"Right, were opening Hell's Kitchen for the first time tonight..I want a sucessful first night tonight..can we do that?"

"Yes chef!" shouted both teams in unionson.

"Thats what I like to hear," said Chef Ramsay and left.

After prepping for service, Chef Ramsay comes back to assign stations.

"Alright Red team..Kirkme and Sunloverz on starters, GreatRomancess on meat, CassieQ on vegetables, Becky on fish, Dash and Stitch on desserts, and AlexINTJ you are cooking tableside," he said to the red team.

"Blue team, Benitto on meat, Toxin on fish, Thug and Rstegbauer on starters, Ral on vegetables, Max and Aaron on desserts, and Putsy tableside," said Chef Ramsay to the blue team.

"Guys were about to open, I want a sucessful first night," said Chef Ramsay.

"Yes chef!" shouted both teams.

"Jean Phillippe," called Chef Ramsay.

"Oui chef," said Jean Phillippe from the dining room.

"Open Hell's Kitchen," said Chef Ramsay.

Jean Phillippe walked away and the first service has begun.

Customers starts to flood the dining room and they start to sit down at their tables.

Jean Phillippe approached the hot plate with his first order of tickets.

"Alright red team..listen up..first order up! Appetizers two lobster spaghetti..main course one filet mingnon requested medium and one halibut," said Chef Ramsay very fast.

"Yes chef!" shouted the red team in unionson.

Kirkme and Sunloverz started to work on the spaghetti.

(kirkme) I'm ready to bang out these starters to show Chef Ramsay

and my team that Im serious.

Chef Ramsay made his way to the blue kitchen, "Alright blue team, three scallops..main course one salmon medium well and two chicken well done," he said with authority.

"Yes chef!" shouted the blue team.

Half an hour into the service, Sunloverz is trying to score with her lobster spaghetti.

"Spaghetti how long?" called out Chef Ramsay.

"Coming up to the window chef!," called out sunloverz bringing the spaghetti for inspection.

Chef Ramsay took it and expected it. "Sunloverz."

"Yes chef?" called out sunloverz.

"Very nice that spaghetti..very nice..don't stop," said Chef Ramsay plating the spaghetti and putting it  into a tray, "table 23 go please."

Sunloverz smiled, "thank you chef!" she cried

I'm sooo happy I got it right..it relieved soo much pressure.

As Sunloverz impresses chef ramsay, on the blue kitchen..toxin tries to do the same.

"Where are the scallops?!" called Chef Ramsay.

"Coming right now chef," said Toxin with scallops in hand.

Chef Ramsay looked at them and felt them and gave a big sigh of frustration.

"Hey toxin! come here a minute," yelled Chef

Toxin, looking nervous, came forward.

"Just touch that yeah? they feel like Pamela Anderson's implants! start again!" chef yelled

"Yes chef, sorry chef..won't happen again," said toxin walking back to his station.

I never knew that chef has touched Pamela's boobs

but Ill try to make him happy.

One hour into service and both kitchens are struggling to push out starters.  In the dining room, customers are getting restless waiting for their food.

"Im tired of just sitting here waiting," said an impatient Yanks to Zaraeee.

"Red team, two new york strips..medium well and two halibut," Chef said quickly.

"Yes Chef" shouted the red team.

Chef Ramsay noticed fire rising from GreatRomancess station.

"Holyyyy smoke..ey missy..what are you doing? are you trying to set the place on fire?" asked Chef Ramsay.

"No chef, I must of done something wrong," said a flustered GreatRomancess.

"Get it together blondie!" Chef warned.

"Yes chef," said GreatRomancess.

I don't know what was going on..maybe its the stove that was fucked.

As GreatRomancess plays with fire, on the blue kitchen Aaron is trying to impress chef with his meat.

"Aaron!" shouted Chef.

"Yes?" Aaron approached the hot plate.

"The steak is burnt you aussie fuck..get it in the bin!!" shouted Ramsay.

"Sorry chef," said Aaron walking back and trying again.

I messed up on the meat..oh well

"Fucking pathetic loser," Chef Ramsay muttered.

Two hours into service and both kitchens have pushed out a few main courses..but for how long?

"What seems to be the problem?" Jean Phillippe asks Melly.

"My fish is not cooked right," said a sad Melly.

"Yes, let me bring it to the chef," says Jean Phillippe.

"Oh fuck me," said Chef Ramsay at the sight of Phillippe.  "What's the matter?"

"They say its undercooked chef," replied phillippe.

Chef Ramsay felt it and got mad. "Right all of you," he shouts to the blue team.  "Come here and touch it."

Benitto, Ral, and Thug touches it.

"It's Rawwwwww!!!" shouts Ramsay at Toxin.  He slams the plate into toxin's chest.  "Its rawww you fuckin idiot."

"Ill start a new one chef," says a red faced toxin quietly.

He slammed the plate into my chest..Im not gunna take shit.

Max shook his head in disbalief.

It seems that toxin cant get into the program.

Three hours into the service and chef ramsay is about to blow.

"Dash what are you doing?" ask Ramsay

"Nothing chef," says Dash.

"Don't just stand there like an emo fuck..go help GreatRomancess!" he shouts

"Yes chef," she says

CassieQ giggles.

Dash is lazy, all she done is just stand there.

"Toxin you fucking idiot!" shouts Ramsay

Toxin looks up.

"The salmon is black on one side!" shouts Ramsay

"My mistake chef," says Toxin

"Yeah ofcourse your mistake you sack of shit," said Ramsay.

Toxin looks at Ramsay shaking his head.

I honestly think that chef doesnt like me.

"This is ridiculous..Im out of here," says EdwardRoxmySox in the dining room. After she leaves other people follow suit.

Chef Ramsay had enough and blows.

"SHUT IT DOWN ALL OF YOU" he yells, "I HAD ENOUGH IM NOT GONNA TOLERATE IT ANY LONGER!"

After it all got cleared..both kitchens lined up.

"Tonight was horrible," chef announced.  "We were sloppy, stupid and just plain bad..toxin..you can't cook fish."

Toxin hung his head down.

"Aaron..Dash..both of you did not do anything..sunloverz, kirkme..you girls were great..the losing team is..the blue team."

The blue team looked shocked and the red team smiled.

"Benitto..you were the bright spot..I want you to go upstairs and nominate two of your teamates for elimination..now piss off."

"Thank you chef," said Benitto and everyone walked away from the kitchen.

The Chef said some pretty nice things to me today.

It's gunna be hard to nominate two people though.

Part three is next! Elimination time!