Bluejay's Hell's Golf Course

Our Stars of the Night:

Godsbluejay

EvilRaven

Hoojo

Max

Aaron

It was a great sunday morning in Testyville.  Perfect conditions for outdoor activities.

Bluejay woke up and looked outside the window, "My my..what a perfect day for golf," she told herself.

As Bluejay was starting to leave her apartment in upper testyville, a plan started to hatch inside her head.

"I should not golf alone," Bluejay said to herself sitting down in her couch and switching on the tv.

Bluejay saw a preview of the next season of Hell's Kitchen and Bluejay had another idea.

Bluejay would teach some of her friends golf.  She got the phone and started to call away.

Couple of hours passed and Bluejay was waiting for her friends on the sea of green golf course.

A few moments later, Hoojo, Raven, Max, and Aaron arrived at the golf course.

"Im missing porn time with putsy," complained Aaron.

"Shut the fuck up for thirty seconds," said Bluejay glaring at them.

Everyone just stood there shocked at Bluejay's outburst.

"What's the matter Lizzy baby?" said a concerned Hoojo.

"I said shut the fuck up for thirty seconds," replied Bluejay.

Everyone stood there and stared at Bluejay.

"Right, I called you all here for some golf lessons," said Bluejay.  "And I find the Chef Ramsay style useful."

Aaron and max stood there with their arms crossed.

"We've already been to hell," said Max and Aaron nodded.

Bluejay grabbed a club and quickly approached max.  "If you don't do what I say then Im going to shove this club right up your damn hole!" Bluejay said in a evil voice.

Max gulped and Aaron suppresed a chuckle.

"Right," Bluejay sighed, "Max..pair up with raven and hoojo..pair up with aaron," Bluejay said.

Raven quickly went to Max's side and grabbed his hand and Max quikly jerks it away.

Hoojo and Aaron stands side by side.

BlueJay walked up and put a little holder and a ball in front of the two pairs.  "Im going to show you how to tee off," she said.

Bluejay grabbed the club and whacked the ball as hard as she can and it soared into green territory.  "And thats how you do it," said Bluejay all smug.

Now it was Bluejay's friends turn to tee off.

Max teed off but it only went twenty feet.

"Fucking Pathetic,"said Bluejay shaking her head.  "Fucking five-year-old can do better."

Now it was Raven's turn but she swung and missed and fell to the ground.

Everyone laughed and Raven got mad.

"Stop laughing at me!" Raven screamed and ran away crying.

Bluejay couldn't believe how sucky her friends were. "Oh fuck me," she sighed.

"Hoojo your up," said Bluejay turning to Hoojo but Hoojo wasn't there. "Where is Hoojo?" Bluejay asked?

Bluejay heard a noise and saw Hoojo flirting with the ball boy, Bluejay was pissed.

"Right Aaron your turn!" said BlueJay angrily.

Aaron teed off but it landed on the lake.

"Son of a bitch!" Aaron yelled throwing his clubs and went down to retrieve the ball.

As he was walking down to get his ball, he got ran over by a golf cart driven by a drunken bunny and Aaron died.

The End!!