Kassie's tough day

Our Stars of the night:

Aracz

Kassie

Peter

Yanks

 It was a lovely sundy morning around testyville.  The birds were chirping and everyone was merry. Everyone but Aracz and his wife were not.

 "YOU BURNED MY TOAST!!" shouted an angry Aracz.  If there was something that he hated the most it was woman always screwing up on things.  "How the fuck am I suppose  to go through the day if you can't do anything right?" he asked angrily.

 "I am sorry," said Kassie clearly alarmed.  "I will make you some new toast." She reached in to grab the burnt toast from the floor.

 Aracz seized the burned toast and threw it into her face.  "Screw up again and you will sleep in the basement!" he shouted.

 "Understood sir," said a frightened Kassie.

 Breakfast went without a hitch after that incident and Aracz seemed surprised that no further mistakes happened.

 "I gotta go to work now," said Aracz grabbing his hard hat.  "Ill see you whenever and do not leave the house while I am gone..is that understood?"

 "Yes sir," said Kassie sadly.  She hated that she couldn't do anything or go anywhere without his permission.  Her friends had advised her to leave him but she was afraid to leave Aracz because Aracz might kill her.

 As Aracz walked out of the house, his friend, Peter drove by.

 "Hey Aracz my man!" Peter shouted gleefully.

 "DUUUUUUUUDE!!" Aracz shouted back.

Peter smiled, "Wanna go to the strip club?"

 "I can't dude ," Aracz said in a dissapointed tone.  "I gotta work."

 Peter opened the passanger door.  "Screw work man..you can miss a day can't you?"

 Aracz thought about it for a minute.  He knew that he couldn't miss another day of work because he missed several days by cheating on Krysti.

 "Sure man, lets go," said Aracz hopping in peter's car.  "I can't wait to get wasted there."

 Aracz and Peter went into the strip club and got a shock of their lives.  The club was filled with old ladies and old man.

 "Why is it filled with old bitches?" Araczlooked around disgusted.  "I hate old bitches!"

 Aracz got pissed that he threw a glass drink at an old lady and killed her and then Yanks came and arrested him.

The End!