Conversation With a Very Baked Stitchy

Bre teezy 92 (1:02:02 AM): Hey Jew Boy

bornconfused5892 (1:02:33 AM): hello fellow pastafarian

Bre teezy 92 (1:26:04 AM): so it is kinda ironic that you talk about a high friend while I am high

bornconfused5892 (1:26:41 AM): XD is that the case?

Bre teezy 92 (1:27:02 AM): I don't have a case?

Bre teezy 92 (1:27:06 AM): a case of what?

bornconfused5892 (1:27:17 AM): are you actually high?

Bre teezy 92 (1:27:29 AM): I could of swore I just said that

bornconfused5892 (1:27:33 AM): ah, ok

bornconfused5892 (1:27:40 AM): umm...

Bre teezy 92 (1:27:41 AM): i did?

bornconfused5892 (1:27:44 AM): you need a webcam

Bre teezy 92 (1:27:51 AM): I have one

bornconfused5892 (1:27:54 AM): go on it

Bre teezy 92 (1:28:09 AM): on it where?

bornconfused5892 (1:28:25 AM): set up the webcam

Bre teezy 92 (1:30:01 AM): on like

Bre teezy 92 (1:30:03 AM): stickam?

bornconfused5892 (1:30:06 AM): ya

bornconfused5892 (1:31:03 AM): can you do that?

Bre teezy 92 (1:31:18 AM): I can't talk people are home

bornconfused5892 (1:31:35 AM): ooh..

bornconfused5892 (1:31:43 AM): people are at home...but you're high...

bornconfused5892 (1:31:48 AM): smart stitchy, smart...

Bre teezy 92 (1:32:08 AM): i realized a long time ago that no one cares what i do

Bre teezy 92 (1:32:13 AM): as long as i stay out of the way

bornconfused5892 (1:32:23 AM): ah.

bornconfused5892 (1:32:26 AM): well thats quite sad

bornconfused5892 (1:34:45 AM): well im going to bed. nighty night highchick92

Bre teezy 92 (1:34:48 AM): why

Bre teezy 92 (1:34:51 AM): why are you leaving

Bre teezy 92 (1:34:53 AM): WHy

bornconfused5892 (1:35:04 AM): because its 1:30 AM and im tired...

Bre teezy 92 (1:35:04 AM): What would Martin Luther King Jr. do?

Bre teezy 92 (1:35:14 AM): I'll tell you what he'd do

bornconfused5892 (1:35:24 AM): go to bed so he could get some sleep and fight for civil rights the next day

Bre teezy 92 (1:35:26 AM): He'd go out and protest for civil rights

bornconfused5892 (1:35:39 AM): XD

bornconfused5892 (1:35:53 AM): ah, but what would the FSM do?

Bre teezy 92 (1:35:54 AM): He would say "I have a dream, AND I DON'T EVEN NEED TO BE ASLEEP TO HAVE IT"

Bre teezy 92 (1:36:07 AM): The FSM would get high and join me!

Bre teezy 92 (1:36:12 AM): in fact he already is

bornconfused5892 (1:36:15 AM): i was just about to say that XD

bornconfused5892 (1:36:33 AM): well tell his noodly greatness that i say hi. now good night stitchy

Bre teezy 92 (1:37:02 AM): Just get the fucking weed you are hiding in your Yamaka and join me now!

Bre teezy 92 (1:37:17 AM): Do jews have a special draw4er dedicated to their yamakas?

bornconfused5892 (1:37:25 AM): but stitchy, i'd like to preserve my brain....

bornconfused5892 (1:37:29 AM): and no, we dont

Bre teezy 92 (1:37:47 AM): Where do you put them?

Bre teezy 92 (1:37:52 AM): in the underwear drawer

Bre teezy 92 (1:37:56 AM): that isn't kosher

bornconfused5892 (1:38:15 AM): mine ended up in the same drawer as the shit i feed my fish...and it smelled like algae pellets for a week

Bre teezy 92 (1:38:40 AM): did you wash it

bornconfused5892 (1:38:48 AM): no...

Bre teezy 92 (1:38:49 AM): do Jewish people wash their clothes

Bre teezy 92 (1:38:57 AM): oh, it washes the holy power out of it

Bre teezy 92 (1:39:12 AM): anyways

Bre teezy 92 (1:39:16 AM): bye jew man

Bre teezy 92 (1:39:23 AM): FSM bless

bornconfused5892 (1:39:57 AM): adios sister pastafarian

Bre teezy 92 (1:40:11 AM): ur my favorite jew

Bre teezy 92 (1:40:14 AM): and the only jew I know

Bre teezy 92 (1:40:17 AM): don't ever forget that

bornconfused5892 (1:40:36 AM): yes ma'am

bornconfused5892 (1:44:09 AM): stitchy, i've decided you're entertaining enough to stay for

Bre teezy 92 (1:44:23 AM): go ahead and rest your little jew head

Bre teezy 92 (1:44:32 AM): and your other little jew head too

bornconfused5892 (1:45:27 AM): sure thing stitchy

Bre teezy 92 (1:46:10 AM): *scruffles hair*

Bre teezy 92 (1:46:16 AM): goodnight

bornconfused5892 (1:46:25 AM): nighty night stitchy

Bre teezy 92 (1:54:38 AM): holy shit there is a black man on tv

Bre teezy 92 (1:54:49 AM): and when I changed it there was another one

Bre teezy 92 (1:55:15 AM): what is wrong with the world today where you can't even turn on the TV without seeing gangbangers and drugdealers

bornconfused5892 (1:57:21 AM): my friend says not to be high during the inaguratino

Bre teezy 92 (1:57:40 AM): You speak spanish?

Bre teezy 92 (1:57:47 AM): I thought Jews spoke Hebrew?

bornconfused5892 (1:58:11 AM): inaguration**

Bre teezy 92 (1:58:29 AM): ohhhh

Bre teezy 92 (1:58:48 AM): okay, I knew it was too strange to be true

Bre teezy 92 (1:58:52 AM): a jew speaking spanish

Bre teezy 92 (1:58:54 AM): lmfao

Bre teezy 92 (1:59:00 AM): I must be really high

bornconfused5892 (1:59:46 AM): stitchy...im saving this convo and sending it to you tommorow...

Bre teezy 92 (2:00:47 AM): okay, I'm saving

Bre teezy 92 (2:00:50 AM): my cheetos

Bre teezy 92 (2:00:54 AM): and eating them in five minutes

bornconfused5892 (2:01:38 AM): XD

Bre teezy 92 (2:02:59 AM): u said you were leaving

Bre teezy 92 (2:03:05 AM): are all Jews liars like you?

bornconfused5892 (2:05:15 AM): i lied stitchy

bornconfused5892 (2:05:24 AM): because you're too funny when you're high to leave

Bre teezy 92 (2:06:03 AM): well

Bre teezy 92 (2:06:07 AM): ur face

Bre teezy 92 (2:06:10 AM): is

Bre teezy 92 (2:06:11 AM): funny

Bre teezy 92 (2:06:14 AM): when I'm high

Bre teezy 92 (2:06:16 AM): STICK!

Bre teezy 92 (2:10:56 AM): silly billy gum drops

Bre teezy 92 (2:11:05 AM): Silly willy walnut head

bornconfused5892 (2:11:40 AM): you've gone nutty stitchy

Bre teezy 92 (2:12:30 AM): I don't have nuts

Bre teezy 92 (2:12:44 AM): are peanuts nuts?

Bre teezy 92 (2:12:45 AM): wait

Bre teezy 92 (2:12:51 AM): that was a stupid question

Bre teezy 92 (2:12:56 AM): of course they aren't

bornconfused5892 (2:15:24 AM): XD

bornconfused5892 (2:16:17 AM): im talking to two high people at once.

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