Changing on the Inside

You: Hello Stranger
Stranger: Hello there little fellah
You: Nothing little about me ;)
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING GOOD SIR?
You: Why, that I'm not little! That is all!
You: What, sir, did you think I was implying?
Stranger: Well, I thought you were one of those dredful holigans
Stranger: Who talk about their penises
You: Well, I'm sorry you mistook me for one of those wretched monsters
You: A man's penis is not something that should be spoken of in public
You: Only in private with another man
Stranger: Exactly, god didin't send us here to discuss such things
You: No her certainly did not intend for such things to leave the bedroom!
You: he*
You: Speaking of bedrooms, good sir, would you like to come up to my flat for a cup of coffee and some congnac?
Stranger: That would be a splendid idea
You: Why here you go, good sir *hands congnac*
You: Now what brings you to this ghastly corner of the world?
Stranger: Well, i
Stranger: i..
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP
You: What?
Stranger: I can't stay with this character for so long, i'm sorry
You: Oh, well we can just skip to you passing out from the roofie i put in your drink and me raping your unconcious body...
Stranger: Oh, ok
You: =D
You: Alright, now that you've woken up again and found yourself back in your own bed at home but with a rather sore anus, what would you like to talk about?
Stranger: Well, what happend last night?
You: Well I continued to chat you up until you fell onto the couch unconscious
You: And then I put my penis in various orifices of your body
You: And came multiple times
Stranger: Sounds kinky
You: Oh, it was.
You: And then I transported you back to your humble abode
You: tucked you in and kissed you good night
Stranger: Aww you're sure nice
You: Why thank you!
You: That's very nice of you to say =D
Stranger: Yeah, well, you deserve it friend
You: I don't get many compliments on my personality
You: merely on my rather good looks
You: And I appreciate your compliment.
Stranger: Oh, ok
Stranger: Well seems like you just have no flaws, stranger
You: And while you were awake, you gave me the impression of being quite an interesting person yourself
You: Well, I wouldn't say NO flaws
Stranger: No, I insist you're a flawless person
Stranger: You're the pinnical of humanity
You: Why thank you
You: that is awfully nice of you
Stranger: and everyone is stalk raving jelous of you
Stranger: so mad there willing to kill you
You: Oh my!
You: Well I'll keep on the lookout
You: Oh, and while we're on the subject of complimenting each other
You: I must point out your rather perfect buttocks
Stranger: Yes, It is a very well crafted object
Stranger: I love flaunting it to people
Stranger: As.. it is the only thing that holds me back from killing myself
You: Well I must admit it's one of the things that attracted me to you in the first place
You: Oh, well now why is that?
Stranger: I have nothing else worth anything
You: Aww, well I'm sure that's not true
You: you as a person must be worth a great amount!
Stranger: Perhaps so
You: Is there anything I could do to make you fell worth something?
Stranger: No, no need
You: Are you sure?
You: Feel*
Stranger: Positive.
You: Alright then. Well, if you ever feel as if there is, don't hesitate to contact me right away
You: I can make you feel like a man again!
You: It's what I do for a living, actually.
Stranger: Hm, neato
You: Indeed
You: Here's my card
Stranger: What is it that you do anyways?
You: As I just said, I can make a man feel like a man again.
Stranger: Could you be a bit more specific
You: Well, for that you'll just have to come around some time ;)
You: But we do see a large increase in self esteem over time
Stranger: I can't come around if I have no idea what you do
You: As well as an increase in happiness
You: I'm a therapist of sorts
Stranger: That's cool
Stranger: Like, an actual therapist?
You: Well...
You: It's a type of therapy, I suppose
Stranger: Stop beating around the bush please
Stranger: And just bluntly tell me
You: Well...
Stranger: Yes?
You: It's hard to put into words, you see?
Stranger: I don't
Stranger: How can you not?
Stranger: I'm so confused :[
You: It's a type of sexual therapy.
Stranger: Oh, ok
You: That makes a man feel like a man again.
Stranger: So how's that business going?
Stranger: also which gender are you then?
You: Very well, actually
You: Well, I have been responding to "sir" since the beggining, now haven't i?
Stranger: Hm, so male?
You: Why yes.
Stranger: Sounds like a very unqiue therapy
You: Oh it is.
You: One of the few places where you can recieve it in these parts
Stranger: Well, I'm glad you've got an awesome job
You: I am too.
You: Again, you have my card, if you'd like to come around any time, feel free.
Stranger: Where's the card?
You: I have given it to you.
You: But if you have already lost it, I can give you another one.
Stranger: How many can I get?
You: Cards?
Stranger: Yeha
You: Or therapy sessions?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Cards bro
Stranger: cards
You: As many as you like. They're on the counter over there
Stranger: I'll be taking a couple of these
You: Give them to your male friends! I'll appreciate the buisness!
Stranger: What about female?
You: If you wish...althought it's not my specialty
Stranger: Yeah well, sometimes you need to experiment
You: I guess
Stranger: No, I don't want anymore sex
You: Oh?
You: Why is that?
You: Sex is good for the soul, my friend.
You: It keeps you young
You: Full of vitality
Stranger: I've aged so much..
You: Well that isn't a problem
You: In fact, the elderly should be encouraged to have more sex.
Stranger: My hands are proony
Stranger: like a sponge
Stranger: :[
You: Again, it isn't a problem!
You: Simply find a partner with the same attributes
Stranger: I see
Stranger: I will go on a quest to fine someone my age
Stranger: with wringley sausege fingers for hands
You: That's the spirit!
Stranger: What am I doing with my life, stranger?
You: Well, I don't know.
You: You haven't told me much about your life Mr. Stranger
Stranger: It goes like this
Stranger: CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
Stranger: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
Stranger: FAP FAP FAP FAP
Stranger: SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE
Stranger: Rinse, and repeat
You: You spend your life masturbating?
Stranger: well, yeah
Stranger: who doesin't
You: Good point.
You: But sex is always better.
You: And you are always welcome here
Stranger: I-i-i love you, stranger
You: I'm glad you feel that way.
You: But why? Why do you love me?
Stranger: You're just the type of guy I love
Stranger: You know?
Stranger: Love and first sight?
You: Hmm...
You: Well, I will admit a few feelings for you as well Mr. Stranger
You: You seem like a very nice man
Stranger: Thank you, sir
Stranger: But I'm 5
Stranger: 57, sorry
You: Age does not matter, sir!
You: Love can exist in any form!
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: yeahh
You: Even between an aged man like yourself and a dashing young man such as I
Stranger: Listen, I'm more into bears, okay?
You: Oh, well...
You: I can't help you there
Stranger: ;_;
You: But if you say you love me, my looks and my age and my not-hairy body shouldn't matter!
Stranger: True, but i'm kind of different
You: How so?
Stranger: Like, it really matters
Stranger: What you're age is
Stranger: nothing else really matters
Stranger: I just want you to be on the brink of death
You: Oh...
You: Well, i'm sorry.
You: I can't help you if you don't like me the way I am.
Stranger: Can you wear a wig and pretend you're a girl?
Stranger: If not, then I don't want anything
You: Sir, that I will not do!
You: I will not change who I am for anyone!
You: For that is not what love is about!
Stranger: I'm not sure what this conversation is going to
Stranger: Can we reset?
You: To when?
Stranger: Start from sctrach
Stranger: scratch
You: Well, not really. I've already raped you while you were unconscious
You: Can't take that back, now can ya?
Stranger: We can pretend...
You: I suppose we could. But why would you want to start from scratch? We've made progress
Stranger: No, no we didin't
Stranger: no progress
You: Well you may not see any progress, but I do.
You: You can tell me anything you know.
You: Even if that whole persona you put on was fake...you can tell me that too.
Stranger: Alrighty
You: It won't change my opinion of you
Stranger: That's cool
Stranger: I'm not sure what's happening
Stranger: I'm kind of out of it
You: Have you been down at the opium den?
You: If you refuse to cooperate, there's nothing I can do for you.
Stranger: HMm?
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: Sometimes I get stuck
Stranger: with like, another thing
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: Such as?
Stranger: please forgivve me
You: You are forgiven
Stranger: :]
Stranger: I can't explain, it's top secret
You: I can't help you if you refuse to cooperate.
Stranger: I will cooperate
You: Then tell me
Stranger: Oh, I was talking with this one person
Stranger: But
Stranger: I love youmore
Stranger: My attention is like, 105% on you
You: I'm glad.
Stranger: And only 0.001% on her
You: You've found your true self today
You: We have made progress
Stranger: :D

Stranger: =[
You: why sad?
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: I don't know....
You: Well let's figure it out, shall we?
Stranger: Can we talk about you for a change, sir?
You: Why certainly. What would you like to know?
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: can you tell me somehting interesting about yourself?
You: Such as?
You: Guide me here, will ya?
Stranger: Okay okay]
Stranger: You've got my full attention
You: Well, what would you like to know?
Stranger: So what's it like viewing the world through your eyes?
You: Well, it's enlightening.
You: And you see that it's not a bad world
Stranger: Are you sure it isin;t?
You: Well, there are some bad aspects
You: But most of it is good
Stranger: Are you magical in anyway?
You: Magically handsome
You: But that's about it =)
Stranger: FUUCK
Stranger: Oh well
Stranger: Good enough
Stranger: How's being handsome?
You: Fantastic

Stranger: Oh, ok
Stranger: How's beeeinnnnggg
Stranger: What's something interesting about you
You: Well...I like to help people, but I'm sure you realized that by now.
Stranger: Yeah yeah yeah
Stranger: Anything else?
You: I...
You: enjoy the small things in life.
Stranger: LIKE?
You: The birds chirping, the fine taste of cognac, the intensity of orgasm.
Stranger: Those are all good and fine
Stranger: But what about stuff like singing songs
Stranger: And going on adventures
You: I hum to myself on occasion.
Stranger: You're just one happy ass person, arn't you, stranger?
You: And every day is an adventure. Every person i mean is an adventure. Every hole I insert my penis into is an adventure
You: Why yes, I am happy. I look to spread that happiness to others
You: Is there anything wrong with being happy?
Stranger: I suppose i'm envious to that
You: Well, we can fix that with a little more work
Stranger: No, no we can't
You: I think we can
You: I have faith in you
Stranger: Oh, I don't have any faith in me
You: Again, this is why I do what I do
Stranger: Hm, I think i've neglected you for too long
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: But I do try to respond quickly
Stranger: I think it's time we part, stranger
You: Why?
You: Do you think you cannot gain any more from me?
Stranger: Oh, if you don't want to
Stranger: then I suppose we won't
You: We love each other, remember?
Stranger: right, of course
You: What would parting ways ever do for us?
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: we could find others
You: Well, it's up to you if you fee like you need someone else.
Stranger: I can stay
Stranger: I doubt we'll accomplish much
You: There's no need if you're not going to give 100%
Stranger: oh I am
Stranger: I'm just kind of out of it
Stranger: and tired...
You: Well, then we can accomplish something.
You: Why are so "out of it"?
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: :[
Stranger: My thoughts feel muddeld
You: Opium is bad for your health and well being, you know?
Stranger: I'm not on anything broski
You: Well, what do you think is the root of this problem?
Stranger: probably the lack of sleep
You: Well, sir, I think you should sleep a bit. The bedroom's around the corner there...I'll even join you if you'd like...
Stranger: Oh thanks, stranger
You: You're welcome.
You: Alright, go on in, i'll be with you in a bit.
You: I have one more patient to tend to...
Stranger: Alright I'm going to sleep a bit
You: Good night. Sweet dreams
Stranger: Yeahp

You: Well, hello there sleepy head
You: alright, I won't wake you...
You: *kisses forhead*
Stranger: *grumble grumble grumble*
You: awww =)
You: How cute =P
You: I'm done with my other patient ;)
You: *slides into bed with you*
Stranger: Hey, give me some space
You: Alright, alright. I'll sleep on the edge...
You: Hey, don't hog up the whole bed, man!
Stranger: It's my bed, sir
Stranger: If you don't want to sleep here, get your own
You: I offered you this bed!
You: How rude of you to do such a thing!
Stranger: I like to take advantage with everything I get
You: Jeez! Another personality issue we have to resolve!
You: Listen, man, I'm getting tired of you pretending to have all these new disorders
Stranger: Well, I'm sorry if i'm just a complicated man
You: You're not the man I fell in love with anymore! ='(
Stranger: Or maybe
Stranger: you changed >:l
You: O.O
You: Have I?
You: Have I really changed?
Stranger: Yes
You: How?
You: What have I become?
You: Tell me!
Stranger: You've become a monster
You: A....monster?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: A green hairy machine
You: Green?
You: Hairly?
You: hairy*
You: Since when?!!
Stranger: Since
Stranger: Now.
You: I will not have you insult my physical appearance!
You: I'm sorry!
You: Will you forgive me?
You: I've been so out of line!
You: Will you hold me?
Stranger: I don't know
You: Please!
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: No
Stranger: no no, big brother
Stranger: Little sister wants you to hold her
You: ...
You: Who are you and what have you done to my lover?
Stranger: I've raped and kill him