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"Joe, I don't understand how you could do this to us," Nick said sobbingly, " We made a promise to God, to our fans, and most importantly DiSNEY!"

"I know guys, but I mean it wasn't painful like mom and dad said it would be.  it actually felt kinda good."  Joe replied.  "I would say it feels much better with a girl than it does when we do it together."

"Oh my god," Kevin interrupted. "You did not just say that!  You know what dad said, girls are full of disease and are nothing but evil.  It is much better for us to get our urges out with each other than risk it with a girl."

"Dad said a lot of things.  He said blow jobs make your peepee feel on fire, a girls vagina tastes like tar, and once you stick your peepee in the vagina it will fall off and get stuck!" Joe said taking off his purity ring.

"What are you doing Joe, you can't do this.  We our brothers.  You can't leave your brothers.  it will no longer be a Jonas threesome!" Kevin sassed.

"I'm sorry guys."  Joe set his purity ring in between the bible and the biodegradable anal lube.  "Once you do girls there's no going back", he turned and walked towards the door.  He paused at the door and looked back. "Plus, your not as tight as you used to be."  He turned back around and continued walking leaving Nick rocking back and forth in a puddle of tears and feces.

Kevin leaned down and wrapped is arm around Nick.  "Don't worry babe," he whispered into Nick's ear.  "We'll get him back" He said tightening his grip on a dildo, "We'll get him back!"

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On September 13th 2009 pkb2009 Said: 
pkb2009 lmao
On September 13th 2009 13bethany13 Said: 
13bethany13 Dear god, why I'm not commenting farther on this, since I think I have before but really
On September 5th 2009 lamobalamo Said: 
lamobalamo LMAO!! this was hilarious.///xD
On August 17th 2009 TaraxCupcake Said: 
TaraxCupcake Omg haha! I don't like the Jonas Brothers, but I don't hate them either, but this was just too funny x]
On August 15th 2009 RadDianaxx298 Said: 
RadDianaxx298 LMFAO! xD
On July 20th 2009 naenae765 Said: 
naenae765 lol!!
On March 18th 2009 CPluvsamylee Said: 
CPluvsamylee that is so nasty!
On March 6th 2009 RockAngelGirl Said: 
RockAngelGirl ewwww lol!!! hahahah funny!
On February 28th 2009 KIRKME Said: 
KIRKME OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa I like them, but seriously that IS fuunny! XD
On February 28th 2009 funnystar Said: 
funnystar lol i stumbled upon this again and it is fucking hilarious xD
On January 14th 2009 funnystar Said: 
funnystar ROFLMAO !
On January 12th 2009 PuffDaddyPuff Said: 
PuffDaddyPuff haha pisser
On January 12th 2009 tnke95 Said: 
tnke95 hahhahhahhaha love it
On January 2nd 2009 MiSSBoSSAAYxDD Said: 
MiSSBoSSAAYxDD Hilarious! lmao! But theres nothing wrong with promise rings.... I've worn one since I was 13......{By choice!} But I got a good laugh! Write more!
On January 2nd 2009 Sexican24 Said: 
Sexican24 Hhahhhahahahahahahhhaah ' THE PICTURE IS HOTTT
On January 2nd 2009 xcarolinachaos Said: 
xcarolinachaos LMFAO!
On January 2nd 2009 kaylawowo34 Said: 
kaylawowo34 ha ha i have to admit this is funny... made me laugh :D
On January 2nd 2009 thischick08 Said: 
thischick08 hahaha omsb!that was funny r u goin to write more?
On January 2nd 2009 LaineyX Said: 
LaineyX Hahahahaha! XDD This is hilarious, I love it.
On January 2nd 2009 lateindigo Said: 
lateindigo it really funny u need 2 write more! i laughed so much i almost peed my pants and i not a jb fan so..........
On January 2nd 2009 ACTRESS08 Said: 
ACTRESS08 Okay let me just say this, I think this story was hilarious. HaHa, it gave me a laugh. And me being a Jonas Brother fan was still able to enjoy it. So to all the Jonas Brothers Fans lighten the hell up or shut the fuck up and go read another story. I bet most of you that's bagging on her have shitty stories so back the hell off. I'm so tired of Testriffic writers acting all high and mighty and thinking they have the right to criticize others. Now I can see if you were someone like Stephen King or the person who wrote the Twilight and Harry Potter books. But you're not. You are all just beginner writers on Testriffic. Wow, Testriffic. None of you guyd are best seller authors so just lighten the hell up and get a life. Also one last note to rawr1994, you are so damn pathetic. If you don't like the story then fine, okay. But stop coming back to the story and writing bad comments, it just makes you look like you keep coming back to this story just to see if stitch wrote something else, and honestly that's just pathetic. So yeah, and any dumb ass that don't agree with my comment well I have three words for you 'Too Damn Bad =P'. I really don't care because you can be mean and I can be bitchy right back. But yeah N-E- Ways, good job. And forget all the haters, they aint shit no way.
On January 2nd 2009 Goodbyelovexx Said: 
Goodbyelovexx omg ahahaha this is hilarious
On January 2nd 2009 stitchchick92 Said: 
stitchchick92 "BITHCH"? "WIASH"? huh?
On January 2nd 2009 RaGgLe0407 Said: 
RaGgLe0407 This is hilarious
On January 2nd 2009 baysidegirl337 Said: 
baysidegirl337 lol that is so funny because they are so guy lol keep writing them and dont let other people get to you hahahahah so for all the fans of the gay brother in your face ahahh