My Stories
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Flame |
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The love of my life |
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The wigger |
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*insert cliche title here* |
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Jobromance |
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scarred recollection |
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My Bloody Diary |
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My first lesbian experience |
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"Joe, I don't understand how you could do this to us," Nick said sobbingly, " We made a promise to God, to our fans, and most importantly DiSNEY!"
"I know guys, but I mean it wasn't painful like mom and dad said it would be. it actually felt kinda good." Joe replied. "I would say it feels much better with a girl than it does when we do it together."
"Oh my god," Kevin interrupted. "You did not just say that! You know what dad said, girls are full of disease and are nothing but evil. It is much better for us to get our urges out with each other than risk it with a girl."
"Dad said a lot of things. He said blow jobs make your peepee feel on fire, a girls vagina tastes like tar, and once you stick your peepee in the vagina it will fall off and get stuck!" Joe said taking off his purity ring.
"What are you doing Joe, you can't do this. We our brothers. You can't leave your brothers. it will no longer be a Jonas threesome!" Kevin sassed.
"I'm sorry guys." Joe set his purity ring in between the bible and the biodegradable anal lube. "Once you do girls there's no going back", he turned and walked towards the door. He paused at the door and looked back. "Plus, your not as tight as you used to be." He turned back around and continued walking leaving Nick rocking back and forth in a puddle of tears and feces.
Kevin leaned down and wrapped is arm around Nick. "Don't worry babe," he whispered into Nick's ear. "We'll get him back" He said tightening his grip on a dildo, "We'll get him back!"
Comments
| On September 13th 2009 pkb2009 Said: |
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| lmao |
| On September 13th 2009 13bethany13 Said: |
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| Dear god, why
I'm not commenting farther on this, since I think I have before
but really |
| On September 5th 2009 lamobalamo Said: |
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| LMAO!! this was hilarious.///xD |
| On August 17th 2009 TaraxCupcake Said: |
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| Omg haha! I don't like the Jonas Brothers, but I don't hate them either, but this was just too funny x] |
| On August 15th 2009 RadDianaxx298 Said: |
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| LMFAO! xD |
| On July 20th 2009 naenae765 Said: |
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| lol!! |
| On March 18th 2009 CPluvsamylee Said: |
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| that is so nasty! |
| On March 6th 2009 RockAngelGirl Said: |
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| ewwww lol!!! hahahah funny! |
| On February 28th 2009 KIRKME Said: |
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| OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
I like them, but seriously that IS fuunny! XD |
| On February 28th 2009 funnystar Said: |
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| lol i stumbled upon this again and it is fucking hilarious xD |
| On January 14th 2009 funnystar Said: |
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| ROFLMAO ! |
| On January 12th 2009 PuffDaddyPuff Said: |
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| haha pisser |
| On January 12th 2009 tnke95 Said: |
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| hahhahhahhaha love it |
| On January 2nd 2009 MiSSBoSSAAYxDD Said: |
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| Hilarious! lmao! But theres nothing wrong with promise rings.... I've worn one since I was 13......{By choice!} But I got a good laugh! Write more! |
| On January 2nd 2009 Sexican24 Said: |
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| Hhahhhahahahahahahhhaah '
THE PICTURE IS HOTTT |
| On January 2nd 2009 xcarolinachaos Said: |
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| LMFAO! |
| On January 2nd 2009 kaylawowo34 Said: |
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| ha ha i have to admit this is funny... made me laugh :D |
| On January 2nd 2009 thischick08 Said: |
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| hahaha omsb!that was funny r u goin to write more? |
| On January 2nd 2009 LaineyX Said: |
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| Hahahahaha! XDD
This is hilarious, I love it. |
| On January 2nd 2009 lateindigo Said: |
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| it really funny u need 2 write more! i laughed so much i almost peed my pants and i not a jb fan so.......... |
| On January 2nd 2009 ACTRESS08 Said: |
| On January 2nd 2009 Goodbyelovexx Said: |
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| omg ahahaha this is hilarious |
| On January 2nd 2009 stitchchick92 Said: |
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| "BITHCH"? "WIASH"? huh? |
| On January 2nd 2009 RaGgLe0407 Said: |
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| This is hilarious |
| On January 2nd 2009 baysidegirl337 Said: |
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| lol that is so funny because they are so guy lol keep writing them and dont let other people get to you hahahahah so for all the fans of the gay brother
in your face ahahh |


