The love of my life

You: Que Pasa!?
You: That was cool in the 90's
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so u must be old
You: Mmhmm
You: I'm a whole 17 years old
You: *falls and breaks hip*
You: Damn kids get off my lawn!
Stranger: LOL sorry my bad
You: Yes your bad
Stranger: what r u gonna spank me and put me to time out or somethin now
You: How old are you?
Stranger: ...r u 17?
You: I just that
Stranger: just makin sure there
Stranger: 16
You: Girl or guy?
Stranger: girl
You: Oh I'm a girl too
Stranger: well arent u the tough girl
You: I'm a lesbian
Stranger: yeah i can tell
You: how can you tell
You: It's not like I told you we should make out
Stranger: ok i never said that either
Stranger: idk...
You: hmm
You: you must be psychic
Stranger: for sure
You: that's the only reasonable explination for you knowing I am a lesbian
Stranger: uh huh....
You: sooo
You: You wanna make out?
Stranger: hell no
You: Mmm
You: your still in the closet
You: When you come out call me
Stranger: you know it
You: Mmhmm
You: I'm told I give the best oral
Stranger: and im sure ur ugly as hell
You: Mmhmm
Stranger: ...i dont give a fuck
You: they call me Godzilla cuz I'm so ugly
Stranger: i bet
You: They call me kingkong when I don't shave my pussy
You: because it attacks people
Stranger: your so original...
You: You are too
You: I love you
Stranger: i know
You: You know gay marriage is legal in some states now
You: we should get married
You: when you come out of course
Stranger: of course...
Stranger: like that would happen
You: There are people here to help you come out
You: sure it's scary being gay in a homophobic world
Stranger: but the question is...do i
You: but I'm here for you baby
Stranger: dont call me baby
You: I love you
Stranger: i know...
You: Even though we haven't had sex yet
You: But that will come soon
Stranger: i know you love me
Stranger: ive known that before you even said it
You: If you want I can bring over some toys to play with
Stranger: i hate toys
You: ahhh
You: prefer sandwhich
You: me too
You: I love it when you rub your vagina against mine
Stranger: who said i was gonna do that
You: shh shh, it's okay
Stranger: ...right
You: I won't tell anyone your secret desires
Stranger: idc tell the whole fuckin world
Stranger: not like you know me at all
Stranger: whats my name
You: Stranger
You: duh
Stranger: your hella trippin
You: are you black?
Stranger: what now you gotta be racist on me
You: okay let me rephrase
You: what race are you?
Stranger: does is matter?
You: Yeah it does actually
Stranger: why you dont want me cause i am black
Stranger: hella racist dog
You: Ew you are black
You: THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS BLACK
You: How the hell am I going to explain this to my girlfriend
Stranger: well dont...cause i aint black
Stranger: so go search for u love somewhere else...
Stranger: not me
Stranger: im not black
You: but I love you
Stranger: how do you know
You: I just know
You: It's like a movie
Stranger: i hate movies
Stranger: fake as shit
You: yeah
You: but this isn't fake
You: this is real
Stranger: your fuckin fake
You: this is the realest thing I've ever felt in my life
You: my love for you is never ending
Stranger: im real
You: I will love you till the day I die
Stranger: okay so once i clcik disconnect
Stranger: what happens now bitch
You: I will still love you
Stranger: uh huh
You: because I know what you look like when your naked
Stranger: tell me
You: and that image is enough to last me the rest of my life
You: thanks
Stranger: id like to know
Stranger: im fuckin blind
You: Okay
You: Well your boobs are kind of saggy, but I'm not an chest person so thats okay
You: Your vagina is nice and tight
You: huge ass
You: mmm
You: tasty vagina lips
You: mmmmmm
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: ill tell you how you fuckin look...ugly as shit. so fuckin press disconnect already
You: okay
You: I love you
You: Never forget that
You: I'm going to take your first born kid as mine just so I have a little something to remember you by
You: mmmhmm
You: Okay
You: I just came
You: So this conversation can end now
You: go ahead and press disconnect
Stranger: finally
You: my love
Stranger: i dont press that button...
Stranger: i wait till the other person does so
Stranger: and ive been waiting for u to press that shit
Stranger: since the first time u said hi
You: Okay
Stranger: so fuckin press it peurto rican lez
You: I love you though
Stranger: go
You: Mmm yeah I'm puerto rican
Stranger: i dont care
Stranger: just go
You: I stab my neighbors in the eyes with screw drivers
Stranger: good job
Stranger: im proud
Stranger: bye
You: okay
You: goodbye
Stranger: your the dumbest shit ive ever known and talked to. how old are you, 5? fuck u
Stranger: get a fuckin life
Stranger: im disconnectin for the first time
Stranger: thats how annoying u r
Stranger: thats why u became leez
Stranger: cause no guys want u
Stranger: u didnt just do it urself
Stranger: u did it cause u couldnt get any
You: mmmmmhmmm
You: Keep it coming
Stranger: good luck in life lezpr
You: I'm about to have another orgasm
Stranger: oh so ur easy arent u
You: mmm yes
You: yes
You: YES
Stranger: u dont play hard like others
Stranger: thats weak
You: sit on my face
You: let me drink your juices
Stranger: dont got any saved for u nig
Stranger: ur not gonna need it anyways
Stranger: when ur dead
You: mmm
You: Your into necrophilia?
You: that's sexy
Stranger: ur sexy baby