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"Guacamole Pie O.o"
- August 13 at 2:09pm
About Me
 
My name's JJ or Jay. & I have a nickname at the local Hospital, Happy!


If you can keep my attention for 5 minutes you've made a real accomplishment! Honestly you should get a metal, and it'd... Ohh a kitty!


"Ohh a kitty"? How original. -_-


When I fuck something up I'll say anything with 'icles' on the end. Testicles, shitsicles, fucksicles, you get the point.


I have huge laughing fits, then laugh 'cause I'm laughing for no reason, then laugh 'cause I can't stop laughing, and then I keep laughing! Like today when the cat headbutted the wall, THAT WAS HILLARIOUS!


I've burnt weat bix.


I'm in love with Larry the Lawnmower, but I'll admit it.. I had an affair with Wheely.


I was stalked by a cow last year. Also I think I'm the kangaroo whisperer.


If anyone says Queef, Fanny Fluff or Vaginal Flatulence I'll laugh for hours on end!


Sometimes I'm a little to loud.. Out of all the dumb reasons I've been kicked out, I've even been kicked outa the mall from being to loud!


I-LOVE-PRAYING-MANTIS'S! This was the only Praying Mantis I've ever had:



Miss ya little buddy. =[
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On November 3rd 2009 TheGreatHoojo Said :
FANNY FLUFF! :O
On October 30th 2009 kassie94 Said :
just posted chapter 7 to all iwanted was out click this link it should take you to it if not go to my pg to view it http://testriffic.com/story/kassie94/65754
On October 12th 2009 Thugnastay227 Said :
a real late question buttttt....why the new acct?
On October 5th 2009 Jarrettsdance Said :
Hey i finnally able to do more stuff now that i'm in school (computer died) and take a look if you please ^^ WIP Self Portrait 4 and Self Portrait 3 thank you and feel free to suscribe if you like my art ^^
On October 4th 2009 Jarrettsdance Said :
hey i finnally got to work on photohsop again and have a new post if you'd like to check it out, and subscribe if you like my art ^.^
On September 16th 2009 dahveed228 Said :
oh im sorry
On September 14th 2009 gaia17 Said :
great. now i got bullet for my valentine stuck in my head. lol. curese you!!!! XD
On September 14th 2009 TheKagomeChaos Said :
ok just wanted to know.
On September 14th 2009 TheKagomeChaos Said :
do you hav myspace?
On September 13th 2009 bobcatwolf Said :
do you like chocolates cuz I like chocolates
On September 4th 2009 toroc Said :
check out my first try at a story the underground It's only an intro for now but its the start of a new series of short stories based on the ups and downs of my weird and wonderful life
On August 29th 2009 katcomb Said :
bahh, i know how it feels. lmao. i'm going to be s sophomore this year, so i still have two years after thisssss! D: it's going to be crap trying to wake up early.
On August 29th 2009 AmbuhJay119008 Said :
Haha well I'm glad you liked it! It's going to take a long time for updates now because school has started and right now I have the flu, so be patient!! lol
On August 29th 2009 katcomb Said :
aha, i see. lmao. literally: the sky is up. ha. i'm really just getting ready to go back to that hellhole they call school. how about you?
On August 28th 2009 katcomb Said :
ahh, that really blows. most people on here need to grow up and get a life, so i wouldn't worry about them. ha. why did you shave it all off in the first place?