Well I've traveled most the Pacific Islands on one damn adventure to another. Made quite a few friends along the way. Settled in the states some years ago. I am the consumate die hard bachelor and a confessed womanizer but it is all part of my roguish charm. Many women have tried to tame me and failed. I assure you I am the man your mother warned u about. When challenged I will retreat to my whimsical ways. I am a liar and a cheat. I am the anti-thesis to all that is found good in men. I've the body of a god and since Buddha is a god that means I can be any shape I damn well please and still say that. I am an ardent lover a bit promiscuous too, give me your addy and I'll prove myself true. HAHA! I like smacking bottoms and swapping spit too! Sleep softly my darlin's else in the mornin' I'll be gone! But you been given fair warnin' about my scandalous tone. But for now it is time to Cri havoc an unleash the dawgs of war!!! Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life for ME!!!